Naruto One-Shot (Yaoi)

Shadow clone jutsu

By: OppaiShiri

"Oi, Naruto!" The blonde stumbles midway, and his sexy shadow clones POOF! away out of existence. He helps himself up again, and points an accusing finger at the Uchiha in question.

"JEEZ, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, TEME!" He shouts, crossing his arms with a huff.

"W - Well, hmm..." Sasuke starts off, looking suddenly uncomfortably. He shifts his weight between his feet awkwardly and bites his lower lip. He doesn't even look at his teammate; just at the floor instead.

Naruto crosses his arms, 'Huh, he's never talked to me first before. And why's the bastard acting all weird?'

"Hn, I was thinking that maybe you could," Sasuke grimaced, as if he sucked on a sour lemon, "teach me how to use that technique."

A lightbulb went off on Naruto's head. "W - what?" He was laughing his arse off internally at Sasuke's struggle.

"Damn you, dobe!" Sasuke growled. "I...I want to know how to use the sexy no jutsu." He mumbles the last words more to himself than to the person in front of him. 

"Not telling!" Naruto stuck out a tongue, and the Uchiha's eyes twitched out of anger. With a 'hmph!' he turned his back and started walking away. That caught the blonde's attention out of his reverie. 'What the hell is he thinking; trying to transform into a female anyway?' The blonde thought to himself. 'Hmm, maybe if done right...it'll backfire on the bastard! Heh heh...'

"W - wait! You know what, fine. I'll teach you." Naruto says after some thought, give or take. Sasuke stilled for a moment, and turned around with a hint of interest. "Hmm, I'm listening..." The blonde held up a finger cheekily.

"On the condition that you let me turn into you whenever, wherever!" 

"Why would you want that?" scoffed Sasuke. He looked at his rival haughtily.

"DUH! I wanna date the girl of my dreams!" The Uzumaki says with hearts in his eyes; pumping a fist into the air. The black-haired boy rolled his eyes, of course the dobe still crushed on that pink thing. How he could like her after all the times she's been a bitch to him, he didn't even know.

"Whatever. Just tell me already!" He hissed.

"No need to be so impatient, teme. And you hafta call me Boss from now on. I'm the one in charge here, ya hear? Not the other way around!" Sasuke shoved his hands in his pockets, tapping his foot impatiently.

"I understand perfectly," his face scrunched up at the nickname,"'Boss.'"

"Heh heh." Naruto laughed with a smile, "Well, let's get started! Right here, right now!" Sasuke, the stubborn prick that he is, crossed his arms and avoided looking at the blonde at all costs. He gasped when Naruto pulled him back to the training grounds of Team Seven. He growled when Naruto performed multiple hand gestures, as his dark eyes darted back and forth at all the finger movements he's making.

"Use your fingers like this to perform the jutsu," says Naruto holding Sasuke's hands in his. The Uchiha turned red in the face, but followed his steps as he formed the hand seals.

"Hn. Like this?" Sasuke imitated his hand gestures exactly; using his Sharingan to copy his move set. Naruto nodded numbly, stepping back with a look of approval as Sasuke practiced them over and over again. 'He'll mess up for sure...even Konohamaru couldn't do it for weeks!' Naruto thought with a nod to himself. He couldn't wait to see the perfectionist mess up for once...

"So. Why you wanna know about my sexy no jutsu, anyway?" Yeah, why DID he want to learn his trademark technique? The teme didn't seem like a closet pervert...

Sasuke, flustered, looked to the side angrily. "Why do you need to know? J - just teach me, OK?" Naruto grinned, scratching the back of his head sheepishly. "All you hafta really say is 'Sexy No Jutsu' as you use those hand seals...Piece o' cake!" The blonde nodded to himself, sure of it.

The Uchiha tried his hand at it again.

"SEXY NO JUTSU!" Sasuke shouted, and Naruto instinctively covered his eyes from the excess amount of steam. 'GAH! There's so much!' 

 In a puff of smoke, a female with ideal proportions of a woman appeared. Her face was heart-shaped, and she was very curvy in appearance. Her hair was blue-black, and her eyes the color of onyx. She was drop dead gorgeous, a real hottie at that. Naruto felt a nosebleed forming.

'SUGEI! Woah! He's so...HOT.' Naruto thought, looking up and down appreciatively. The bastard did make a good female. 

"Naruto, do the same." The other teammate stated blankly. Her stare meant no messing around with.

"W - WHAT?" Naruto asked, stunned.

"You heard me. Change into a girl." She states calmly, "I can't be the only one looking like this, loser."

'URGH! I can handle this, no biggie! I hafta prove how much sexier I am. After all, I'm not losing to the likes of him!'

 "Alrighty then, let's do this! SEXY NO JUTSU!" He performed the seal zealously, turning into a blonde female version of himself. "So? You likey?" She teased, turning to the other girl.

Squinting at Sasuke through the smoke, she noticed one key difference between the two of them. And the thought made her want to punch the prick's face.

"H - hey! Your thunder tits are bigger than mine!" She snapped.

 Sasuke smirked down at her; still somehow two inches taller than her even in this form.

"Hn. I'm a friend with benefits."

With that, the Uchiha turned back into himself and started walking away.

"Thanks, deadlast. See you tomorrow."

And Naruto looked after him with a look of utmost confusion.