Hehe. Realised that some of my IRL friends follow me on wattpad so, despite the fact I can't make you do anything, please don't pay attention?
That sounds bad.
I would like y'all to know that I washed everything and bandaged it under my sweater. Unfortunately in the land of Aus it's hard to have an excuse in summer for wearing long sleeved anything.
I cleaned for another day. Dad watched me clean. If watching is playing games on his phone with occasional words of "Now do that next".
Top tip everybody:
Because I know I'm not the only one in this somewhat depressed state. If you have the same/similar problems as me, use 'LUCAS' PAWPAW OINTMENT' it comes in these red containers or tubes and I swear that shit is magic.
Any who.
I was crazy tired and you know that state where you laugh at your own thoughts for no reason? I laughed for 25 minutes on theses lines:
- I don't want a gender, I want a trench coat
- I fell in a ditch and her first assumption was that I had an affair
- I JUST KICKED THE GOVERNMENT
So yeah, advice, random shit...
I bought myself a second hand pop figurine still with the box. It's Chell from Portal. I like Portal because it's a puzzle game with an amazing bad guy.
Signing out, yours truly,
- Pyrite
YOU ARE READING
So how's 2019 going so far Pyrite?
RandomLook. I'm one day in and already tired. So I'm going to keep track of this year that will hopefully be better. Yay. I hate this already but I'm going to attempt to write out my issues! Yaaaaaaaaaaay