It's Day 2!

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Hehe. Realised that some of my IRL friends follow me on wattpad so, despite the fact I can't make you do anything, please don't pay attention?

That sounds bad.

I would like y'all to know that I washed everything and bandaged it under my sweater. Unfortunately in the land of Aus it's hard to have an excuse in summer for wearing long sleeved anything. 

I cleaned for another day. Dad watched me clean. If watching is playing games on his phone with occasional words of "Now do that next".

Top tip everybody:

Because I know I'm not the only one in this somewhat depressed state. If you have the same/similar problems as me, use 'LUCAS' PAWPAW OINTMENT' it comes in these red containers or tubes and I swear that shit is magic. 

Any who

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Any who.

I was crazy tired and you know that state where you laugh at your own thoughts for no reason? I laughed for 25 minutes on theses lines:

- I don't want a gender, I want a trench coat 

- I fell in a ditch and her first assumption was that I had an affair 

- I JUST KICKED THE GOVERNMENT 

So yeah, advice, random shit...

I bought myself a second hand pop figurine still with the box. It's Chell from Portal. I like Portal because it's a puzzle game with an amazing bad guy.

Signing out, yours truly,

- Pyrite


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