So how's 2019 going so far Pyrite?

I have survived until the 5th!

Happy birthday Sophie!

Sophie is my little cousin, she has just turned 2.

Today I woke up, like, did nothing for ages, then hurried to get ready for this party.

(Possible trigger, SOCIALISING)

I couldn't find my headphones so I grabbed an older pair.

Well in the car listening to Panic! is really hard when the headphones don't work properly.

I ended up doing the thing. You know, the thing where you have to hold the fucking earbuds in J U S T the right place or it does absolutely nothing.

I hate that.

My sister (aka little whiny genius) was so torn up and upset. She had two parties to go to and couldn't chose. wow she is social AF.

She ended up going to her best friend, Jameson's, party.

I like Jameson, he can burp sentences.

So it turns out that Sophie's party was at a park. Like, in the Outside.

The park had like this Ninja Warrior style thing that was basically if someone took monkey bars, but everything is some kind of bar.

So I was laughing on the outside about how my 4 yo cousins could complete it, while i face planted on a flying fox. 

On the inside I was crying disappointment and wanted ice-cream.

There was cake. cake is good. even when the iced Peppa Pig looks like a rabbit with a tutor (my dads words)

I was bitten by an ant on the bottom of my foot and lemme tell you I was ready to call it quits.

*jump cut to me like a minute later strapping ice to my foot with a rubber band*

I re-realised my headphones were shitty and ignored basically everyone as I tried to listen to my spotify playlist.

Now I'm eating a sandwich and despite it only being the afternoon i am so ready for bed. Bed, sleep and Binge watching RWBY cause I only made it to season 4.

Thats really all for now. I am going to take a nap

- Pyrite