AAAYO
I'm writing this as I lay down in bed, ankle resting upwards from my body, wearing old pajamas and tiredly limping through the house because
I hurt my ankle.
To be honest, the only interesting part of that was that the life guard at the water park had to dive into the water and carry me and help me out with first aid. He had to actually full on pick me up and carry me a few times and I was internally groaning.
Plestop, and her mother both teased me and embellished the story with slow motion and Baywatch references. Well mostly her mum.
She kept asking me if I thought he was hot because I get that lots of people really like the lifeguard thing and stuff. Here's the issue with that.
Imma lesbo.
Plestop knew, and her sister as a fellow gay knew as well. So sister friend and I made as many tumblr and gay jokes as possible. Because I kinda couldn't get anywhere.
But it was hilarious to hear "And then he ran in as he threw his shirt on and he swam out to you before picking you up and carrying you out".
*Cue muffled gay laughter*
A bunch of other stuff happened including:
- Went on a boat
- Kinda went fishing. I watched people fish
- I threw two small fishes back into the water
- Went to a water park with inflatables
- Basically died on the water park (probably from embarrassment)
- Mum came and ate dinner with Plestops family
- I went home
- I reassessed stairs on my difficulty level
- I wrote this
- I updated
- I wrote that last sentence
- And that one
I have decided to stop here. See ya
- Pyrite
YOU ARE READING
So how's 2019 going so far Pyrite?
RandomLook. I'm one day in and already tired. So I'm going to keep track of this year that will hopefully be better. Yay. I hate this already but I'm going to attempt to write out my issues! Yaaaaaaaaaaay
