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Waffles

"Is everything alright ladies?" The cop asks after knocking on the window.

I'm thanking god I put my pants back on when I did. This guy came out of fucking no where and could've see everything that just went down.

"Uh yes officer." Sarah stumbles to get to the door and hop out. "She was driving and got a bit dizzy so I wanted her to lay down."

My heart is pounding and I'm terrified he knows she's lying.

"Can I do anything? Perhaps escort you two to the hospital?" He leans on the car and gives Sarah a half smile.

"No I think we're okay, thank you." Sarah replies.

"Would you want to get a drink sometime?

"I'm sorry I don't drink." She lied.

"Maybe dinner then?"

...who the fuck?

Officer blue balls is making a pass at my girlfriend!

"I think I'm okay now." I sit up, playing along. "But maybe you should drive now babe." I grab her hand and pull myself out of the back seat. Sarah catches me and is basically holding me up.

"Come on, we should get you home." She starts to walk me to the passenger side.

"So dinner?" He asks again once Sarah is climbing into the drivers seat.

"I'm sorry, I don't think my girlfriend would like that very much." She closes the door and starts to drive off. The cop is standing there beyond annoyed and I can't help but laugh.

"Drinks?" I mockingly offer. "Dinner? Then after I'll whip my dick out and-"

"That was so pitiful!" She yells as she laughs.

"I mean it was your fault that just happened." I shrug.

"My fault!?"

"We should've gone home!"

"Do you want me to pull over again?" She threatens.

"Bitch drive. Home." I laugh.

She does as I ask and we go back to her house. It's still pretty early so we decide we'd make homemade waffles and sausages. How two people can me so destructive in the kitchen, I don't know, but by the end we had slightly burned waffles and a mess all throughout the kitchen. The first few completely burned but we threw them out.

"Are you excited?" She chews her waffle. "One more week of school then we head to Florida."

"Yup." I give her a nervous smile.

"Maybe we could go to the parks. Magic Kingdom, Hollywood Studios, wherever you want."

"Really?" She nods. "I've never been to Disney." I have to hide how excited I actually am before I embarrass myself.

"Really?"

"We didn't take many trips after my mom died. I've been to Ohio but that's about it."

"Well I'm gonna make this the best Christmas you've ever had." She smiles.