The adventures of 話題のトピック high

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It was a beautiful day...until it wasn't. "IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM, I'M NOT THE FUCKING MOON!" Alayra screeched at her mother.

"Oh my! Alayra you use to be such a well behaved girl when you went to Клэр Academy!" she gasped putting her hand to her forehead taken aback of what her daughter said.

"But that wasn't me Brenda! God, you don't understand me at all! You need to stop gluing yourself to my ass all the hecking time!" She yelled leaving the house before her mother replied. Alayra walked and got into her friend's car.

"Get in loser, we're going to school." Mintii was at the wheel, with Eddie and EMIKO in the back seat. Alayra groaned. "Ughhhhhhhhhhh! School sucks! Why can't we skip like the cool kids?!"

"Do you wanna be a stripper at the trashiest club in town?" EMIKO asked making eye contact with her friend.

Alayra looked at EMIKO with extreme disgust. "The only stripper pole I've seen is the one your mom was dancing on the other night." She smirked and looked out the window.

"Oh I wouldn't know, I was busy that night having my dick rode by Brenda" EMIKO shot back at Alayra.

"HA! Got em!" Eddie said playing danganronpa on his Gameboy.

Mintii screeched the car to a halt and looked back at everyone in annoyance. "Behave or I swear I will kick you all out, and you sluts will have to find your own way to school."

"yes, ma'am" Eddie mocked shaking his head.

Alayra rolled her eyes and stuck her tongue out at EMIKO. "sowwy mommy ÚwÙ" EMIKO replied.

Mintii sighed and continued to drive to the school, but going about 30 miles over the speed limit.

"Omg, we're finally fucking here." Alayra opened the car door, slamming the door behind EMIKO. "wOw fUCk U two!" she shouts reopening the door. Getting out keeping the door open for Eddie like a good friend uwu. Eddie exited the car while still playing danganropa, but crying this time. And Mintii left last, locking the car and following her friends.

Alayra walked down the path to the front doors and noticed Akira standing by the doors with roses in his hand. "Hey Alayra, I was wondering if you had a date to the flower festival?" he asked putting the roses behind his back.

"Oh no, I don't yet...why do you ask?" She replied with a question hopefully.

"Well... I was wondering if you'd be my date?" he asked revealing the Roses from behind his back.

Alayra placed her hands over her face, and nodded her head, while tears fell from her eyes.

"OH MY GOD ALARYA HAS A FUCKING DATE OH MY GOD" Mintii screeched from a few feet away, Eddie covering his ears beside her.

Alayra looked back wiping her tears. "YES, I DO, WHERE'S YOURS MINTII?!" She turned back to Joker, and smiled.

"Uh actually, I do it's Hríd you dumb cunt" Mintii replied. The bell rang, as Alayra, and Akira walked into the school, with Eddie, Mintii, and EMIKO behind them. They went to their proper classes, soon enough lunch came around.

EMIKO sat guarding their table waiting for the rest of the weebs. Only Eddie showed up. As EMIKO wondered where they were, a kid in a trenchcoat sat down and glared at the weebs. "the fuck do you want Dean?" EMIKO asked.

"Ur mom's pussy" Dean said opening his bottle of water.

Mintii showed up behind Dean, and spilled his water all over him. "What's up losers?!" Mintii yelled walking up to their table.