The adventures of 話題のトピック high

CIV

Kaito went to the room. "I'm baaaack!"

Kokichi was sitting on the bed.
The seance was still going, but they were still talking to Jason. Alex wouldn't let them talk to anyone else.

Kokichi was writing in his little notebook.

Kaito grabbed the book and desummoned Jason. "KAITO!"

Kaito summoned Dark Pit, who looked like he still wanted to shoot himself.

"I...Pit...Pit...I miss him" he says.

"Dude. He's dead as well. He's in ghost land." Kaito said.

"No...he's in heaven"

"He murdered people and did awful shit. He should be in Hell."

"I AM IN HELL!"

"Cool. But you should both be in hell lol."

"Yeah"

Kaito desummoned. And here comes Bumtaro. "Sup botches"

"Hey nerd." Kaito said.

"What's poping?"

"Your gf got pregnant in an orgy at Disneyland."

"Yikes"

"Yeah. We don't know who the father is."

"Bigger yikes"

"But I get the kid anyways so it don't matter"

"Why does Kaito"

"Because I'm a good dad"

"okay"

"So basically everything is an Oof."

"My whole life is an Oof, why am I alive." Shuichi adds.

"Shuichi pls." Kaito says.

Rantaro looked like he was internally freaking out, but was trying to hide it. Evan come back "HERE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!" He yells coming back with a Scene girl.

"Tf-" Kaito said.

"This is Stephanie, she was my girlfriend before Habit came and fucked everything up!"

"Wait a minute, why were you crying Kokichi?" Kaito asks turning to Kokichi.

"I wasn't crying" he answered.

"But you look like you were..."

"I really wasn't"

"What were you doing?"

Kokichi hesitated and then sighed "I pepper sprayed myself."

"What?"

"I accidentally pepper sprayed myself, so technically I did cry but your eyes naturally do that to get the shit out of your eyes. I just didn't explain that because I It's illegal to have it here without a permit, which I obviously don't have and II that sounds fucking stupid." Kokichi explains.

Kaito laughed a bit. Their gig was over so they all went home. Gonta was happy to see Kokichi again. Kokichi enjoyed his time. Also Stephenie has joined the party.

They all met up at Evan's place. I guess his girlfriend and his Fucking daughter now live with him.

Maki was there too for some reason. We don't fucking know.
Maki hates children. Evan was gently bouncing his daughter on his knee. Maki glared at it,

"I don't think I've properly introduced my daughter, this is Evian!" He says holding her up.

Maki hissed at her. Kaito patted the baby. "Hey bitch no need to be mean!" Evan says as Evian babbles "Bitch"