The adventures of 話題のトピック high

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Kaito explains in detail what happened. Every. Single. Damn. Thing.

Everyone was shooketh. Then there was a knock.

Kaito opened the door. "What?"

"I'm sorry sir but you All have to leave." An employee says.

"Damn it."

"You will all have to be check out in one hour or the police will be called."

"Fine..." Kaito began packing his bags. Everyone got packed up and left, and besides getting kicked out they had a lit time.

Shuichi was still in a state of shock. "Now what?" Kokichi asked.

"Uhhhh idk." Kaito shrugged. He still had a cowboy hat on.

Kokichi looked at Kaito's stupid fucking hat.

Kaito's hat was covered in P E O P L E J U I C E.
If y'all know what I mean.

"Kaito, your hat is gross"

"I mean I fucked four people. My hat's gonna be gross."

"Take it off then"

"No. This hat is proof that I'm the number one dom."

Kokichi gave him a look of disgust.

"What?" Kaito looked confused.

"You're Fucking disgusting."

"No I'm not."

"Yes you are, you're wearing a cum covered cowboy hat"

"But it's special! It'll be a memory!"

"Doesn't mean you should wear it"

"Then should I keep the used condoms?"

"NO! WHAT THE FUCK????"

"I used all 12 of them."

"We" Evan corrects.

"Y'all better have used condoms." Kaede said.

"We did" Alex says.

"Good. Because if I get pregnant, there's gonna be hell to pay."

"We used protect, you'll be fine" Kaito says.

"Good."

They all left, now what?