The adventures of 話題のトピック high

CLXV

"Lol wut" Shuichi said.

"Kaede is giving birth 🤰🏻 dumbass!!!"

"Oh. Cool."

"Don't you want to see your child 🧒🏻 ???"

"I'll be there in a bit. I need to eat an egg McMuffin. "

"You're gonna miss the birth of your child for a fucking EGG MCMUFFIN!!!?!??!????"

"I'm hungry. And I'm already in the drive thru."

"You are...pathetic"

"See ya." He hung up.

Kokichi went with Kaede to the hospital 🏥

Shuichi got an egg McMuffin and a black coffee. Then went to the hospital 🏥

Kokichi had been kicked into the waiting room. He sat there lit scare.

Shuichi showed up with his coffee. He was forced to be in the waiting room.

Shuichi sipped the coffee casually. Kokichi sat there shaking his lag.

Shuichi had bought Kokichi a chocolate milk. Kokichi chugged thT Shit.

Mood. A doctor 🥼 said they could see Kaede and the baby 🍼

Kokichi SPRINTED in there. Kaede was holding her son.

Shuichi sauntered in with his McMuffin. "What did you wanna name the thing?" Kaede asked.

"Kai. After Kaito." Shuichi said.

"How sweet."

Shuichi snatches the baby and left. Because apparently that's allowed in this universe. Wha-Huh?

A doctor 🥼 got upset with Shuichi. Shuichi doesn't care.

"Sir, this isn't your baby 👶 and the baby 🍼 has to stay in the hospital 🏥 for 3 days"

"It's my son."

"You're not the father, the kid has purple hair"

"I'm the legal guardian."

"As of now Kaede is actually, you need to go to the government for that"

"Fine."

"Thank you sir"

Shuichi stayed in the hospital 🏥

Shuichi honestly just wanted the kid.

Kaede was just gonna give it to him and after high school 🏫 he could go to the government.

That cool ig.