Hetalia Chatroom/Randomness

England's Cereal

Somewhere in England...

England- *pouring cereal in bowl* This can't burn!

Norway- Oh, really?

England- *pours the milk in* YAY MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! *cereal catches on fire*

Norway- You can't make cereal?

England- WHY CEREAL? WHY DO YOU HATE ME!!!

Cereal- Because, logic.

England- HOW CAN CEREAL TALK!!!

*Romania comes in flying threw the window*

Norway and Romania- Magic!!!

England- You do know that I know that already.

Norway- We don't care...

Romania- So... What are we gonna do?

*a wild Prussia, America, and Denmark appear*

England, Romania, and Norway- OH NO ITS THE AWESOME TRIO!!!

Prussia- Kesesesesesesesesese~ Bow down to my awesomeness!!!

America- I'm the hero!!!

Denmark- *derp face* Hi, Norway!!!

Norway- *chokes Denmark*

Denmark- *retreats awesomely*

England- *throws the burning cereal at America*

America- *runs to a nearby lake*

Prussia- You may have defeated those two but, I AM THE AWESOMEST!!!

Romania- *steals Gilbird*

Prussia- NO NOT GILBIRD!!! ILL DO ANYTHING!!!

Romania- Leave.

Prussia- *snatches Gilbird and runs for the hills*

*Russia appears in Elsa's frozen dress on his Matryoshka doll*

Romania, Norway, and England- Hi, Russia.

Russia- Da, I had to make my appearance.

England- *zaps Russia out of his house*

Norway- *with the straitest pokerface ever* He looked funny in that dress.

Romania- Yur correct.

England- Does Russia have to make an appearance like that every time?

*Italy flies through the window with pasta wings* YES!!!

England- Pasta wings? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL LOGIC?!

Norway- This story has no logic.

Fourth Wall- *a fine gray powder*

Romania- Norway is correcto!

Italy- Ve~ I shall fly with the pasta birds!!!

England- Save that for another time.