How to get on my bad side

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Writer- K, if you ever be extremely annoying.

Person- *bouncing around entire room* CHIMMY CHERRY CHIMMY CHONGA!!! CHIMMY CHERRY CHIMMY CHONGA!!!

Person2- *joins in* I shall be your assistant in annoyingness!

Writer- NO!!! I HAVE TO DEAL WITH TWO OF THEM!!!

Writer- If you act like I don't exist.

Person- Yah, blah blah blah Star Wars, blah blah blah blah horses, blah blah blah blah online vids.

Writer- Hey wanna know s-

Person2- Yah that vid was hilarious, blah blah blah tacos, blah blah blah pokemon, blah blah blah kites

Writer- Hey-

Person- *keeps talking*

Writer- Eh?

Writer- If you don't like Hetalia.

Person- Hetalia sucks.

Writer- What did you say?

Person- Hetalia. Sucka,

Writer- I hope Arthur Kirkland cooks for you.

Writer- If we go shopping.

Person- EVERY THINGS GONNA BE ALRIGHT IF WE GO SHOPPING!!!

Writer- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Writer- If you think my singing is annoying. (Literally sometimes with Mein friends I sometimes randomly break into song)

Person- Ok we have to make a clay pot.

Writer- *singing* We gotta make a clay pot, we gotta make a clay pot, we gotta-

Person- Can you stop?

Writer(outside)- K

Writer(inside)- *eye twitch* What?

Writer- Make fun of the drawings and die.

Person- Hey that pic sucks!

Writer- *has worked 2 hours on it* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Person- That pic sucks!

Writer- I WORKED TWO HOURS AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?! *flips table*

Person- O_o *walks away slowly*

Writer- Insult my taste in music and die.

Person- Japanese songs don't sound nice at all!

Writer- JAPANESE SONGS ARE THE BEST!!!

Person- No they fudgin suck.

Writer- FEEL THE WRATH OF ZHE AWESOME PRUSSIA!!!

Person- ?

Writer- Ok that's all I can think of. *gets a fiery Phoenix to cook my pizza*

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