insert anything here master

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by NeonWolf5

by NeonWolf5

Friend 1- I know I'm a portal master.

Writer- You are a table master. *points to other friend* You are the cat master. *points to other other friend* You are the piano master.

Friend 3- I'm not the piano master. I'm the saxophone master.

Writer- =3= Fine...

Friend 3- ^^

Writer- *gets on a majestic taco dog and flys out of school*

Friend 1, 2, and 3- She's random...

[Somewhere by the Hetalia characters]

Writer- ALL OF YOU IN A STRAIGHT LINE.

Everyone- Why?!

Writer- I WILL EXTERMINATE ALL OF YOU WITH MY DALEK ARMY IF YOU DONT.

Everyone- *gets in a straight line*

Writer- Prussia is the awesome master. Austria is the piano master. Hungary is the frying pan master. Bulgaria is the stick master. Romania is the vampire master. England is the bad cook master. America is the burger master. Canada is the invisible master. China is the panda master. Russia is the pipe master. Italy is the pasta master. Romano is the tomato master. Spain is the churro master. Germany is the training master. Seborga is the Italian master. Sealand is the sea master. Seychelles is the fish master. Norway is the magic master. Finland is the Christmas master. Sweden is the pokerface master. Iceland is the puffin master. Kugelmugel is the art master. Australia is the koala master. New Zealand is the sheep master. Belgium is the waffle master. Netherlands is the money master. Liechtenstein is the kawaii master. Switzerland is the saving money master. Thailand is the elephant master. Taiwan is the flower master. Belarus is the scary master. Ukraine is the farm master.

Everyone besides Romano- OMG SHE IS BRILLIANT.

Writer- ^^ I know right.

Taco dog- I like tacos.

Writer- Wha-

Taco dog- I mean, woof woof.

Writer- ...

France- YOU FORGOT MEH.

Writer- GO BACK TO THE FRENCH CORNER!!!