Annoying Merica

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Writer- Merica!!!
America- What?
Writer- Obamas our prez
We pursue happiness
We eat burgers with cheese
And we drive SUVs
If you wanna degree
Don't expect that it's free
We pay all we can bear
For a room that we must share
We have all you desire
Gambling, skyscrapers, fires
Pickup trucks, and big heads, and of course the Feds
BGMS, something, Walmart, and Regis
If you like Ford and Chevrolet
Come to U S of A
America- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU DISRESPECTFUL FOOL?!
Writer- Not mein idea.
America- RUN YOU FOOL OR I WILL KILL CHU.
Writer- NEIN!!! *runs*
America- #win

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