Iggy

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Writer- IGGY!!!
England- What do you want you bloody wanker?
Writer- *ties Iggy onto a chair and forces him to listen to Fancy for five hours*
Five hrs later
Writer- *has gathered all the Hetalians in one room* And I present to you Iggy Azalea
England- IM SO FANCY. YOU ALREADY KNOW. IM IN THE FAST LANE FROM LA TO TOKYO.
France- It's so bootiful it makes me cry tears of joy.
Writer- Why'd I invite you?
France- *engages Canada mode*
Writer- Hm must've been the wind.
England- IM SO FANSHAY!!!
America- Dude your so FANSHAY!!!
Writer- And Iggy will now release his new single Fanshay.
England- IM SO FANSHAY. YOU DONT ALREADY KNOW. IM IN THE FAST LANE FROM LONDON TO PARIS.
America- Such a bootiful parody.
Writer- ^^ I know.
Canada- Your not fancy England.
England- *gasp* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Canada- *leaves on a majestic Kumajiro*
Japan- *breaks in and steals England and forces him to listen to Marukaite Chikyuu*
Writer- -3- Ok.

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