Hetalia Chatroom/Randomness

What really happens at World Meetings

Writer- *walks into the random chaos of the World Meeting*

Germany- *in a sparkly pink dress singing German Sparkle Party*

Italy- PASTA!!! *is flying around the room with pasta wings*

Japan- *slices all the furniture in half*

Writer- Well... The Axis has gone insane. *looks for the Allies*

France- *randomly pops up behind me with his rape face on* Ohonhonhonhon~

Writer- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

England- *zaps France out of the meeting*

Writer- Thanks, England!

England- *disappears in a puff of smoke*

Writer- Ok...

America- IM THE HERO!!! *makes it rain burgers* LOL!!!

China- *sees all the pandas in the room and picks them up* MY PANDAS NO ONE CAN HAVE THEM!!! *starts barking*

Russia- *on his Matryoshka doll in a pink dress dancing to the song Matryoshka Doll*

Writer- What chaos have I walked upon?

Canada- NOTICE ME!!! GVUVUGCTRSTDFYCDSRDFGETTFYFSAWAEFGYGYIUNIJ!!!

Writer- O_o I think I'll be going...

France- *blocking the exit*

Writer- AW COME ON!!!

Norway- *singing and dancing to What Does The Fox Say*

Austria- *one the ceiling playing piano*

Writer- HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!!

*the logic block is now a fine rainbow powder*

Writer- Oh, that's why.

Prussia- *hitting Hungary with her own frying pan*

Hungary- OW!!! *punching Prussia*

Romano- *actually smiling and throwing tomatoes everywhere* IM SO HAPPY!!! HAPPY GO LUCKY ME!!!

Spain- *joins Romano*

Iceland- *flying on a ginormous Mr. Puffin and is eating licorice*

Norway- YOU MUST CALL ME ONII-CHAN!!!

Iceland- Never!!! *flies in another direction*

Denmark- *really derpy face* Hi, Norway!

Norway- *chokes Denmark with his tie*

Sweden- *doing the headstand while singing Pokerface with no emotion at all*

Finland- *throwing Christmas presents everywhere* ITS CHRISTMAS!!!

Writer- What in the name of-

Poland- Ponies?

Writer- No, sanity.

Poland- *rips off his normal uniform to reveal a fancy Lithuanian dress*

Lithuania- I swear, I don't cross dress!

Poland- Oh, really! *tears up Lithuania's uniform to reveal a fancy Polish dress*

Lithuania- *blushing*

Poland- It's okay, we can be cross dressing buddies!

Estonia- *trapped inside computer* HELP!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

Bulgaria- *poking the computer screen with a pointy stick*

Latvia- Don't poke the screen he'll be trapped there forever!!! *keeps echoing the forever*

Bulgaria- *gives Latvia a cold hard stare*

Latvia- *shivering*

*an extremely drunk Berlin drops from the ceiling*

Writer- Wait, THE OCS ARE HERE TOO!?

Berlin- *starts singing Disco Pogo in a very bad singing voice*

Sealand- Why Wy? Why Wy? Why Wy? Why Wy? Why Wy? Why Wy?

Wy- Shut. It.

Sealand- *eyes go derp* Why Wy? Why Wy? Why Wy? Why Wy? Why Wy? Why Wy?

Denmark- *joins in* Why Wy? Why Wy? Why Why? Why Wy? Why Wy?

Wy- *punches Sealand*

Norway- *chokes Denmark*

Writer- What has happened?

Italy- *lands from flying with his pasta wing* Ve~ Remember the logic block broke!

Writer- I know...

Italy- *flies back to the ceiling*

Writer- *attempts to make the rainbow powder back into the logic block but fails miserably*

Everyone but writer- *leaves as if this is normal at meetings*

Writer- Well that was a weird day...