Italy, go home. Your drunk.

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China- Nothing random can happen today, aru.

Japan- Or at least we hope...

*Italy comes in riding on a pasta dinosaur*

China and Japan- O_o What

Italy- ITS A PASTA DINOSAUR!!! IMMA RULE THE WORLD!!! VEVEVEVEVEVEVE~

China- Go home Italy, your drunk.

Japan- He's really drunk...

Italy- *slides of the dinosaur and starts acting like an Italian Prussia* Veveveveveveve~ IM PASTA!!!

*Prussia randomly appears* STOP ACTING LIKE ME!!!

China- Italy is drunk, aru.

Prussia- There is only one cure for this and I'm afraid to do it but, RUSSIA!!!

*Russia appears in his pink dress on the Matryoshka doll* You called? (^J^)

Prussia- Make Italy go back to normal!

Russia- Italy, become one with me!

Italy- *stops acting like an Italian Prussia* AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! GERMANY!!! *runs to Germany*

Russia- Da, my work here is done. *jumps on Matryoshka doll and flies away*

Prussia- Well, at least he's not drunk anymore...

Japan- What did you do?

Prussia- I accidentally spilled beer in his pasta...

China- Seriously, aru?

Prussia- For reals!

China- Germany is going to kill you, aru.

Prussia- *Runs for the hills*

Japan- Why is this world so random?

China- I don't know, aru.

*Germany randomly appears* WHERE IS PRUSSIA?!

China- He literally ran for the hills, aru.

Prussia- YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TELL HIM!!!

Germany- *whispers* I'm gonna kill you.

Prussia- AAAAAAHHHH *running around*

Germany- I didn't mean it!

Prussia- *still screaming and running*

Germany- Please, don't be angry!

China- Well, shall we go now, aru?

Japan- Yes.

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