Hetalia Chatroom/Randomness

Italy your planning what?

Germany- I wonder what Italy's up to. *goes to Italy's place*

*Prussia mysteriously comes* I wouldn't go in there...

Germany- Why?

Prussia- Lots of weird stuff happens there.

Germany- Like raining pasta?

Prussia- Yes *leaves*

Germany- *opens the door a crack and hears Italy talking*

Italy- I shall take over the world!

Germany- *whispering* Is this what Prussia meant by weird?

Italy- *now riding pasta dinosaur* Now my pasta army, WE SHALL TAKE OVER RUSSIA!!! *evil laugh*

Germany- O_o Russia?

*Russia comes in on Matryoshka doll wearing regular outfit* Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol *gets pipe out* What did you say?

Italy- I shall impress Germany! *gets the whole Italian army which is armed with pasta* Ve~ try to beat that!

Russia- *takes out Russian army that's armed with guns and pipes*

Italy- Go, my Italian army!!!

Italian army- *loses automatically*

Italy- WHA?!

Italian Army- We ate all the pasta...

Italy- Oh...

Russia- *hops on Matryoshka doll and zooms away*

Italy- *notices that Germany was standing there all along* Well this is embarising...

Germany- *broken*

Italy- Well... I broke him. *starts throwing pasta at him* VE~ GET UNBROKEN GERMANY!!!

Germany- *now unbroken* You were going to take over Russia?

Italy- .........yes.........

Germany- *dragging Italy* We're going back to the Axis Fortress...