Psycho me Vs 2p me

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Writer- *psycho smile* Found you~

2p Writer- So what, baka?

Writer- *sing song voice* I'm gonna kill you~

2p Writer- So... Not like that can get photos back, baka.

Writer- *gets out knife* I'm gonna get victory right now~

2p Writer- Is this a challenge?

Writer- Heh~ Maybe.

2p Writer- It's on... *gets out guns*

America and 2p America- And here in this corner we have the Writer and in this corner we have 2p Writer! Epic Rap Battles Of History!!!

Writer- *rapping* I may not be able to rap

But I know that you can't win with a stupid little yap

Your so easy to kill

I may as well will

Because I've never seen such easy prey

That has fallen into such disarray

2p Writer- Shut up you stupid little, baka

For when I beat you you'll go all clickity claka

When I finally see you dead

You will never be sound asleep in your bed

For I hate stupid people like you

That always stare into the blue

Writer- Why your not nice

How about we see your fate by rolling the dice?

Your fate is probably not good

So how about I end it with this *points at 2p Italy* dude

2p Writer- You can't end my life that easy

For then the story line won't get so cheesy

For I will kill you first

With a single burst

The bullet will fit so nicely

So why not end your life politely?

America- Who won?

2p America- Who's next?

America & 2p America- You decide!

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