If Russia is kinda acting like Poland then is Poland acting like Russia?

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Lithuania- *happy sigh* It's nice that Russia isn't scary much anymore but, the cross dressing is odd...

Estonia- Mr. Russia has gotten weirder these days.

Latvia- At least I'm not really short anymore.

Lithuania- I wonder why Russia is like Poland.

Estonia- Wait, if Russia is like Poland then does that mean-

*Poland comes bursting through the door on a metal pony* Hehehehehehehehe

The Baltics- AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Poland- You must become one with the Poland Union!!!!

Lithuania- What happened to you Poland?!

Poland- It's Halloween isn't it?

Estonia- No, no it's not.

Poland- I was going as a Russian Poland...

Lithuania- Thank heavens your fine!

Poland- Poland is always like, fine!

*Russia comes flying in on the Matryoshka doll wearing a Polish dress*

Poland- That's my dress! Give it like back!

Russia- Kolkolkolkol *gets le pipe out*

Poland- *fabulously retreats on his metal pony*

Russia- Da, that was easy!

The Baltics- *shivering*

Russia- Imma go now. *jumps on Matryoshka doll*

The Baltics- He's gone.

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