Hetalia Chatroom/Randomness

Italy's Religion

Romano- Italy, there is something wrong with you.

Italy- What's wrong with me?

Romano- What's your religion?

Italy- It doesn't have a name.

Romano- Then what's it about?

Italy- That Germans rule and control the world with magical potatoes...

Romano- That's stupid...

Italy- Then what's your religion?

Romano- That the world is controlled by Spanish tomatoes.

Italy- *rolling on the ground laughing histarically*

Romano- Well, yours doesn't have any logic at all. MAY THE WORLD BE RULED BY TOMATOES!!!

Italy- *starts throwing potatoes and pasta everywhere*

Romano- *starts throwing tomatoes and pizza everywhere*

*A wild Spain and Germany appear*

Italy and Romano- ITS THE GODS!!!

Spain- Since we're the gods, eat this! *throws romano cheese at Italy*

Italy- *eats it*

Spain- YOU ATE ROMANO!!!

Romano- -_- No he didn't

Germany- *drags Italy out* We're going to the Axis Fort.

Italy- Awwwwwwwwwww

Spain- *throwing Romano cheese everywhere*

Romano- -_- Why am I named after a cheese?

Every cheese everywhere- BECAUSE YOUR AWESOME!!!

*Prussia comes out of no where* I AM THE AWESOMEST!!! NAME ME AFTER A CHEESE!!!

Romano- You are not worthy enough to be named after a cheese.

Prussia- *le gasp* WHA?!

Romano- Don't you have something else to do?

Prussia- Nope.

Romano- -_-