Hetalia Chatroom/Randomness

The Matryoshka doll crisis

Russia- *sobbing in Russian corner*

England- *sees Russia crying* Russia crying? IT MUST BE A REEL CRISIS!!! *running*

*Italy comes flying in with his pasta wings* Ve~ What's wrong?

Russia- I can't make my appearance wearing a dress on a Matryoshka doll!!!

Italy- Oh...

Russia- She said it was for the good of all sanity.

Writer- *gives Russia Matryoshka doll* Here you go.

Russia- *jumps on Matryoshka doll and tears off his clothes revealing a Russian Princess dress* I am Princess Russia! Bow down to me!

Italy- At least the crisis is over!

Writer- Do you have pasta?

Italy- Ve~ Of course, bella! *pasta starts shooting out of wings*

Writer- *eating pasta like a boss*

Italy- *joins me in eating pasta*

Russia- Imma awesome Princess. Deal with it.

*Prussia comes in wearing a German Princess dress* IM A MORE AWESOME PRINCESS!!!

Russia- We shall see... *gets out pipe*

Prussia- *awesomely retreats*

Russia- Da, that was easy!

Italy- Ve~

Writer- Imma go now. Bye!

Everyone- Bye!

Somewhere is Belarus

Belarus- I better get Russia next chapter! *destroys the fourth wall which turns into fine gray powder*

Writer- Never!!!

Back to where we were before

Italy- Ve~ Pasta!!!

Russia- I'm a pretty Princess.

*the magic trio magically appear and slap Russia and magically disappear*

Russia- *doesn't remember what happened* Why am I in a pretty dress?

Italy- I dunno... Maybe the magic slap made you wanna stop cross dressing?

Russia- Nah, I just don't feel like a Princess anymore.

*Poland level X has appeared* YOU MUST DEFEAT THE CROSS DRESSING KING!!!

Russia- *uses pipe to throw him out*

Italy- Never mess with awesome cross dressing Russia...