CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
Day Three
When I do wake up, it's to the smell of Grits. Ooo. Tasty, yummy grits (that dont taste like a moist fetus.) I run downstairs to the kitchen, and find Juliet attempting to try and cook grits. She was doing a good job with the smell, but the actual look of the grits, not so much.
"I think you might need a few cooking classes" I say as I walk into the kitchen
"Oh ha ha ha" Juliet sarcastically chuckles "You try cooking grits"
I laugh and sit down t the kitchen table. Louis, Harry, and Zyn are already up. Niall and Liam are still sleeping.
"So what do you guys (hey you guuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssss. dont get the reference? SCREW YOU!) today?" Zayn asks
"Uh. . ." I look to Juliet for a suggestion
"The Filth Run is today" She says
"What's the Filth Run?" Harry asks
"It's when alot of people run through a mud obstacle course and try to finish as fast as possible" Juliet answers
"Oh. . . that sounds-"
"Dirty" Juliet intterupts "Yes, it's very dirty, but also totes fun"
"Ok," Louis says "Then lets do it"
"It starts at 2, and you don't need to sign up. It's just a fun thing we do here"
"Juliet and I should really plan out what we're going to do" I think to myself
After Niall and Liam wake up, we sit around for a few hours until it's time for the Filth Run. We go up to our rooms and change into some cloths we are fine woth getting dirty. (when i say they get changed together, yes i do mean that miles and juliet ARE changing in a room together. if youre like ew ew gross. go. fuck. yourself. for miles and juliet, theyve grown up together and are like siblings, theyve seen each other nude, they dont care cause they aint gonna mess around and do the dirty do.)
(fun fact about the filth run; its based on the mud run that happens yearly in my hometown.)
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