The Band

Social Media

CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE:

Social Media

After several hours of doing nothing, but sitting around playing with kittens and puppies, and cleaning up their poop, We all started to get board. I expected this to be a bit more fun than it is.

"So be it always this slow lassie?" Niall asks Rosa

"Yeah" Rosa sighs "We don't normally get many people to come here and adopt"

That's sad. All thease lovely dogs and cats, wishing for homes, but no one comes to adopt them. I notice Harry taking a selfie of himself holding a puppy. Then I get an idea; just like Harry, Liam, Niall, Zayn, and I could post tweets or Instagram photos, and tell people to come adopt animals from the Graystone Humaine Society. It will work.

"Hey Miles, Juliet, Rosa" I say "I think I have an idea that might help this place get some more adopters"

(okay, i admit it, they dont sound british, but i dont care, they sound the way i want them to sound, deal with it.)

I explain my idea to everyone, and they agree that it'll work. So One Direction, and I tweet and post, and after about maybe an hour or two people start to come to the Humaine Society. After a while tons of people are coming. I look around and see so many people happy finding animals to adopt. I'm a genious. Miles and Juliet slip out of the room with about a dozen people to go fill out the adoption papers for them. I decide to follow them to help with the task. As I follow them I start thinking of how happy I feel. I feel happier than when I smoked that 'joint' (and yes i did have to bring that up. DRUG JOKE TIME.) with Zayn. Even the unicorn I saw didn't make me as happy as I am now. (ok so yeah that drug joke sucked.) (another note, now that ive actually smoked pot, this joke isnt nearly as funny as to used to be.)

When I get to the front desk to help fill out adoption papers I notice a sign that Matilda has taped to the wall. In nig red letters it says: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO NAME YOUR NEW PET AFTER A ONE DIRECTION MEMBER. BE CREATIVE.

I laugh a bit at it. But something inside me pings that the sign is a bit all too true. (what does this mean? figure it out on your own because i dont know either.)

I walk over to Juliet and Miles "Hey do you guys,
(hey you guuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyysssssssss!) need any help?" I ask them as they frabtically fill out paperwork

"Yes" Miles says "You can help those people" he points to a line of about twenty people waiting.

"Brace yourself" Juliet whispers as she hands me a stack of adoption papers "Louis is helping"

A large group of people rush over to me, and for the next hour I'm swamped in paperwork and people. When It's finally time to leave I'm pooped out. We get back to Miles' house exsausted. But the second (i feel like im spelling this wrong, event though i know Its right.) we step into the kitchen we're re energized fully by the meal Loretta has cooked for us. After we eat we head upstairs and sit on the couch that is in the tele room.

"So what do you guys want to do?" Liam asks, he sounds board as hell

"I dunno" Juliet says "There are some board ganes we could play"

"What're the games lassie?" Niall asks

"Uh, like Scrabble, Pictionary, Trivial Pursuit, you know, games like that"

"Oh. Cool" Zayn says "So which one?"

"How about Jenga, we have that I think" Miles suggests

"Ooo, I do love me a good Jenga game" Liam says

Miles goes over to a shelf and pulls off a cylendrical container and dumps it onto the floor. We all sit around the pile of wooden bricks as we build the tower. We start to play the game of paitence, and soon the tower turns into a crumbleing mess of wood carefully placed on top of each other. When it's my turn, I carefully try and wobble a piece out, but the piece has too much pressure on it, so I tap it harder than I should've and the tower falls.

"Awwwww" I moan

After we pick up the blocks and put them away we start to head to bed. We split into the different rooms for the night, and get dressed into our pajama's. After I finish getting into mine I turn around to see Harry, in all his (not sure if i should make a 'one direction is gay' joke or not.) [instert word of your choice here] glory.

"Gaaaah!" I exclaim "Put some cloths on Harry!"

(also noting yet again that i did read up on the habits/personalities, and i found that harry enjoys being nude. the urge to make an endless line of gay jokes is being suppressed, i promise.)

"But I sleep naked" He protests

"Not here ye don't laddie" Niall hisses

"Fine" Harry unhappily mutters as he puts some underwear on

(i support gay rights and all that, but ohmigod, im making this too easy.)

"Hey, you ruined the show" Zayn whines

(now i'm not saying any of them are gay [out loud] but i just made a mostly harmless joke so dont nobody get their pants in a tussle over this.)

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