Jimothy:
You fake ass hoe, how dare you abandon me at Jaebum's party?
Consider this friendship canceled
Mr. Crabs:
I'm sorry, but who is this?
***
A crackhead Instagram AU where Namjoon is a laidback idol, and Jimin is a fanboy that just so happens...
AgustD: I mean, to be entirely honest Joon I really don't like him He is really mean to you, and that's my job Why do you always talk to him when he just gets all catty and shit?
Mr.Crabs: ...you know why
AgustD: Right, I forgot that you like being insulted I really don't mean to insult when I tell you that you could get really hurt because of that
Mr.Crabs: What do you mean?
AgustD: Well, I just think that you should be in an actual loving relationship before the "degradation" starts You could wind up in an abusive relationship And you better tell me if this guy starts crossing lines You don't even know what he looks like And I will not hesitate to end this bitch if he starts legitimately insulting you
Mr.Crabs: Awwww Yoongles, I didn't know you cared
AgustD: Oh shove it
Mr.Crabs:
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