Canceled | Minjoon

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Jimothy:
Okay, I am back

Mr.Crabs:
Took you long enough

Jimothy:
Sir, I can leave whenever I want

Mr.Crabs:
:( 
You always bully me

Jimothy:
Apparently, you like it
Wait, do you like that type of being mean?
Or is it more exclusive to only in the bedroom?

Mr.Crabs:
...I like it

Jimothy:
I was wondering why you stuck around

Mr.Crabs:
Yeah, Yoongi says that I just set myself up for pain
But um, I like that so oh well

Jimothy:
Big oofs
Okay, is there a story behind your username?
My friends were talking about how your whole crew minus Yoongi don't have your names as your usernames

Mr.Crabs:
Oh, so mine is because of my love for crabs...

Jimothy:
Oh my gosh, I remember that video! So pure

Mr.Crabs:
...
Thank you

Jimothy:
You're welcome
Okay, my username stems from a stupid nickname Hobi gave me
And then Tae disrespected is so I kept it out of spite

Mr.Crabs:
Lol

Jimothy:
Did you just acronym me?

Mr.Crabs:
You've done it to me!

Jimothy:
But you don't get to do it back!
Not in this economy

Mr.Crabs:
Meanie
Okay, have you ever shipped your friends with someone, like, hardcore?

Jimothy:
Okay, so this will sound weird, but I ship Tae with Jin and Jeongguk
Like hardcore
And Hoseok with Yoongi

Mr.Crabs:
Wow, that's wild
I haven't really shipped my friends with anyone
To be honest
Except Jin and Jeongguk with each other since
You know
Those freaks are actually dating
Do you drink coffee?

Jimothy:
Kind of, like, I'm a Starbucks hoe but my drinks are basically only chocolate or the pink drink which have like no coffee

Mr.Crabs:
I'm a hardcore coffee drinker, but now that I think about it I think I drink more energy drinks

Jimothy:
That's hecka unhealthy

Mr.Crabs:
Let me live

Jimothy:
I mean, I don't mind letting you live but those energy drinks might disagree with me
Okay, do you like tea?
Like, gossip

Mr.Crabs:
Heck yeah
I live for exposed videos
Like, I'm not a huge fan of the beauty community but you can bet that I never miss a video from Tea Spill or Viewer's Voice

Jimothy:
Wow, we are basically the same person

Mr.Crabs:
Fuck yeah

Jimothy:
Wow, not on my Christian Minecraft server

Mr.Crabs:
Sorry :(

Jimothy:
You are always apologizing
Why?

Mr.Crabs:
I hate it when people are actually mad at me

Jimothy:
Aww, what a sweet baby boy
Making me bust some fat uwu's

Mr.Crabs:
Yoongi just asked me why I squealed and Jin's pinching my cheeks
Look at what you've done

Jimothy:
Aw, sorry baby

Mr.Crabs:
Stahp itttt

Jimothy:
Pft, never

Mr.Crabs:
The disrespect
I am your hyung

Jimothy:
You're also my baby boy

Mr.Crabs:
Shit you right

Jimothy:
What did I say about the cussing?

Mr.Crabs:
Sorry sir

Jimothy:
SKSKSKS
CANCELED

Mr.Crabs:
Do you solve all of your problems by canceling them?

Jimothy:
I'm sorry sir but that is too confrontational so you are now canceled

Mr.Crabs:
But you already canceled me!

Jimothy:
Extra canceled

Mr.Crabs:
:(

Stop canceling him Jimin! So disrespectful