Jimothy:
For my 6th birthday party, we hired a clown
And he was making me a dog
And the balloon popped and the clown choked on it and almost died
And some of it hit my eye and I was blind in my right eye for like a week
And then that is also why clowns scare me
And I am just innately afraid of heights
Mr.Crabs:
That sucks
Jimothy:
It's nothing like your reasons though
Mr.Crabs:
It's not a competition Chim
Jimothy:
You're right baby
Mr.Crabs:
I know I am Frosty
Jimothy:
I hate you
Mr.Crabs:
You wish you could
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Canceled | Minjoon
FanfictionJimothy: You fake ass hoe, how dare you abandon me at Jaebum's party? Consider this friendship canceled Mr. Crabs: I'm sorry, but who is this? *** A crackhead Instagram AU where Namjoon is a laidback idol, and Jimin is a fanboy that just so happens...
