Canceled | Minjoon

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I'm sorry this is so long for a texting fic forgive me :(

Mr.Crabs:
Wait, why?

Jimothy:
Well, you said that you wanted to get to know me better, so why not with 20 questions?

Mr.Crabs:
I really thought you were about to cancel me

Jimothy:
Dang, are you going to ask me a question or should I just cancel you?
Smh, I was tryna be nice

Mr.Crabs:
NO 
Please don't cancel me
Okay, what's your favorite color?

Jimothy:
Wow, a basic bitch
Also, black

Mr.Crabs:
And you called me a basic bitch
Should we both answer every question or no?

Jimothy:
Hm, we should for maximum effectiveness

Mr.Crabs:
Okay, my favorite color is black too, but I also like pink and purple!

Jimothy:
Aww the babiest of boys

Mr.Crabs:
:(

Jimothy:
Okay, what are your hobbies?

Mr.Crabs:
Well, you know that I like to rap, but I also like philosophy and just academic things in general. 

Jimothy:
Ooo nerdy 

Mr.Crabs:
I feel attacked

Jimothy:
Aw, sorry baby

Mr.Crabs:
SKSKSKS you said it again I'm-

Jimothy:
Lol, okay I like to dance and um, um, watch youtube videos and listen to your music and music in general!

Mr.Crabs:
Okay, what trend do you wish would come back?

Jimothy:
Hmm, I'm not sure if this is dead yet, but I was my best self during "I don't make the rules"

Mr.Crabs:
Oooo that one was fun
I really liked vines in general when it was in its prime
I want that back

Jimothy:
I can get behind that 
What do you regret most in life?

Mr.Crabs:
...Expensive Girl

Jimothy:
Oof, that's some old news, but I understand why because that was a bit tragic

Mr.Crabs:
It was a meme of me so I can refer to it whenever I want

Jimothy:
Feisty and my biggest regret was a mistake I made when I was hella drunk

Mr.Crabs:
Care to elaborate?

Jimothy:
I sucked my friend's dick

Mr.Crabs:

@Rawr?

Jimothy:
Wow, I've been exposed

Mr.Crabs:
I'm just a super sleuth

Jimothy:
But what is worse is that I um
Kind of keep doing it?
I like having things in my mouth, like, it sounds really bad but it's an oral fixation (I am reading a fanfic where this is a thing but I actually have this issue so I swear I'm not trying to copy. The only difference is that I don't have dick in my life. Ooo, edgy.)

Mr.Crabs:
...
That's hot

Jimothy:
SKSKSKS

Mr.Crabs:
PLEASE DON'T CANCEL ME NOBODY EVER FINISHES 20 QUESTIONS AND WE HAVE TO BE UNIQUE

Jimothy:
I am sighing right now, but fine

Mr.Crabs:
YAYYYY
Okay, what color is your toothbrush?

Jimothy:
Lol, grey

Mr.Crabs:
Mine's pink!

Jimothy:
Such a baby boy

Mr.Crabs:
SKSKS

Jimothy:
;)
Okay, what stereotype do you not subscribe to?

Mr.Crabs:
Hmmmmm
Are you going to judge me?

Jimothy:
Probably

Mr.Crabs:
I'm really scared now...
Okay, people don't expect it, but like, I supposedly look like such a daddy, but um, I feel more comfortable as a bottom?

Jimothy:
Awww, not really surprised

Mr.Crabs:
SKSKSK you are way more chill about that than most people

Jimothy:
No problem princess
Okay, let's just say that I 100% compensate for my height in other departments, and that foot size doesn't control my life

Mr.Crabs:
SKSKSKS can I cancel you?

Jimothy:
20 questions Joon

Mr.Crabs:
I know I know, but like, I just need a break this chapter is way too young

Jimothy:
Wow, I feel betrayed

Mr.Crabs:
I NEED SOME MILK JIMIN

That was so bad y'all I am so sorry. I feel like I'm letting people down :(
Sorry

Also, I'm sorry, but no matter how daddy Namjoon is/seems, whenever he is a bottom my life just feels more complete. Also, I know nobody will respond, but how do y'all feel about Taejinguk with some Yoonseok? That or some 2seok with Yoontaegguk. Also, I think I will keep those tops and bottoms a secret until they are revealed, but I will be having some dms of those ships. Thanks for reading, feel free to leave a comment!