Pinky:
Alright
What the fuck is up Yoongi
I require teaAgustD:
I can't believe you've done thisPinky:
Done what?AgustD:
Made an incomplete vine referencePinky:
Sucks to suck
Now spill the tea, I am fucking thirstyAgustD:
Basically Joon found himself a man
Pinky:
That's spicy
Wait Imma add ggukAgustD:
But why we have like 10 groupchats like thatPinky:
Why not make it 11?...Pinky added jjk to the chat
Pinky renamed chat Thirsty Hoes
jjk:
Wait why am I here?
Why is there another one?AgustD:
That's what I said!Pinky:
Hush Yoongles
I'm the hyung so you guys can't question meAgustD:
Like hell I can't question youjjk:
Ooo lil meow meow is feeling feistyAgustD:
I will end youjjk:
I'd like to see you tryPinky:
Y'all need to calm the fuck down
Also, Jeongguk could literally break you with his thighs YoongiAgustD:
Kinkyjjk:
Ewwww
Wait, so what is this chat for?Pinky:
Well you see, Joonie found himself a manjjk:
Ooooo
Who?AgustD:
That Jimothy kidjjk:
Wait, what does he look like?
Have y'all even vetted him yet?Pinky:
He isn't an actual dog JeonggukAgustD:
No dumbass, like, made sure he is a good personjjk:
Jin, did you really not know what I meant by vetted?Pinky:
What I did or did not know is of no importance ggukAgustD:
I honestly don't know how y'all stand each other enough to datePinky:
Sir, we love each other, and I am sorry that your cold soul can't understand thatAgustD:
Pft, I can love people toojjk:
Sure you can
Okay, so who's going to check the kid out?Pinky:
I mean, isn't Jimothy his personal? Does he have any pictures of himself?AgustD:
Ummmmm lemme check
Nahjjk:
Who are his friends?Pinky:
That kid named Rawr for sure, maybe he has pictures with him?jjk:
Ooo, Jimothy has Rawr tagged in pictures
He's pretty hotAgustD:
Jin collect your manPinky:
Nah, I was gonna say the same thingAgustD:
Y'all are wildjjk:
Or maybe you're just boring
WAIT
I found a picture!The dude on the right
AgustD:
Oh my gosh his hands are so small
How the heck is he supposed to dominate Joonie looking like that?jjk:
I don't know, minus the hands he looks pretty daddy to mePinky:
I'm still really digging the dude on the left gguk
We should slide into his dmsjjk:
I'm into thatAgustD:
Wow, y'all are fucking wildPinky:
Bitch tell me something I don't knowAgustD:
Froot Loops are all the same flavorPinky:
...I hate you***
Is this too fast? I have never done this type of thing before and I have no editor or feedback so I am genuinely clueless as to what I am supposed to be doing
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Canceled | Minjoon
FanfictionJimothy: You fake ass hoe, how dare you abandon me at Jaebum's party? Consider this friendship canceled Mr. Crabs: I'm sorry, but who is this? *** A crackhead Instagram AU where Namjoon is a laidback idol, and Jimin is a fanboy that just so happens...