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Pinky:
Alright
What the fuck is up Yoongi
I require tea

AgustD:
I can't believe you've done this

Pinky:
Done what?

AgustD:
Made an incomplete vine reference

Pinky:
Sucks to suck
Now spill the tea, I am fucking thirsty

AgustD:

Basically Joon found himself a man

Pinky:
That's spicy
Wait Imma add gguk

AgustD:
But why we have like 10 groupchats like that

Pinky:
Why not make it 11?...

Pinky added jjk to the chat

Pinky renamed chat Thirsty Hoes

jjk:
Wait why am I here?
Why is there another one?

AgustD:
That's what I said!

Pinky:
Hush Yoongles
I'm the hyung so you guys can't question me

AgustD:
Like hell I can't question you

jjk:
Ooo lil meow meow is feeling feisty

AgustD:
I will end you

jjk:
I'd like to see you try

Pinky:
Y'all need to calm the fuck down
Also, Jeongguk could literally break you with his thighs Yoongi

AgustD:
Kinky

jjk:
Ewwww
Wait, so what is this chat for?

Pinky:
Well you see, Joonie found himself a man

jjk:
Ooooo
Who?

AgustD:
That Jimothy kid

jjk:
Wait, what does he look like? 
Have y'all even vetted him yet?

Pinky:
He isn't an actual dog Jeongguk

AgustD:
No dumbass, like, made sure he is a good person

jjk:
Jin, did you really not know what I meant by vetted?

Pinky:
What I did or did not know is of no importance gguk

AgustD:
I honestly don't know how y'all stand each other enough to date

Pinky:
Sir, we love each other, and I am sorry that your cold soul can't understand that

AgustD:
Pft, I can love people too

jjk:
Sure you can
Okay, so who's going to check the kid out?

Pinky:
I mean, isn't Jimothy his personal? Does he have any pictures of himself?

AgustD:
Ummmmm lemme  check
Nah

jjk:
Who are his friends?

Pinky:
That kid named Rawr for sure, maybe he has pictures with him? 

jjk:
Ooo, Jimothy has Rawr tagged in pictures
He's pretty hot

AgustD:
Jin collect your man

Pinky:
Nah, I was gonna say the same thing

AgustD:
Y'all are wild

jjk:
Or maybe you're just boring
WAIT
I found a picture!

jjk:Or maybe you're just boringWAITI found a picture!

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The dude on the right

AgustD:
Oh my gosh his hands are so small
How the heck is he supposed to dominate Joonie looking like that?

jjk:
I don't know, minus the hands he looks pretty daddy to me

Pinky:
I'm still really digging the dude on the left gguk
We should slide into his dms

jjk:
I'm into that

AgustD:
Wow, y'all are fucking wild

Pinky:
Bitch tell me something I don't know

AgustD:
Froot Loops are all the same flavor

Pinky:
...I hate you

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Is this too fast? I have never done this type of thing before and I have no editor or feedback so I am genuinely clueless as to what I am supposed to be doing 

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