Canceled | Minjoon

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jjk added Rawr to What is up mah dudes

Rawr:
Wait a second
What am I doing here?

Pinky:
We wanted to get to know you

Rawr:
...I'm not sure if y'all messaged the right person but I'm just an aesthetics account

jjk:
Nah we messaged the right person
So what is up mah dude

Rawr:
Nothing much

Pinky:
Wow you're reacting to this way better than I thought you would

Rawr:
I mean
Jiminie is talking to Namjoon
So it isn't that far fetched
And I am too lazy to freak out

jjk:
Jinnie

Pinky:
Yes baby?

jjk:
I like him

Rawr:
...
Well now I am freaking out just a little bit

Pinky:
Why?

Rawr:
Firstly, because y'all are adorable
Secondly, because apparently, Jungkook for whatever reason likes me
Not even sure what that means
And Thirdly, because, um
Nah I got nothing else

jjk:
Awww
Cute
Also, you should call me Jeongguk

Rawr:
I feel attacked
Like, I should call the police

Pinky:
Nah

Rawr:
-_-
Next thing I know Hobi is going to text Jiminie and me that Yoongi hyung is texting him

Pinky:
Who's Hobi?

Rawr:
I ain't gonna blow his cover!

jjk:
Imma sleuth if you don't tell me

Pinky:
That's how we found you

Rawr:
Wow, maybe I really should call this police this is some freaky shit

Pinky:
:(

jjk:
:(

Rawr:
...Sunshine

jjk:
What about sunshine?

Rawr:
That's his account
He doesn't post any pictures because his account is also about aesthetics
And I'm not going to expose him like that

jjk:
Is this him?

Rawr:
No

jjk:
Really? Because you captioned it as "chilling with my Hobi"

Rawr:
...I never posted that

Pinky:
Just because you deleted it now doesn't mean we didn't screenshot it

Rawr:
Gosh dang it why did we have to look so good
I'm exposing all of my friends, aren't I?
Wait, so y'all know what I look like?

Pinky:
...
No, because you never post selfies or pictures of yourself

jjk:
And you definitely don't have another account where you're an Instagram model

Rawr:
Yeah, I definitely don't

Pinky:
-_-

Rawr:
I'm legit about to call the police

jjk:
But that's boringggg

Rawr:
I don't know, sirens make for a pretty good  backtrack for free styling
And they come with strobe lights

jjk:
...
Have I already stated that I like him?

Pinky:
Yes ggukie

Rawr:
Blocked and reported

***

I lowkey want to make a spin-off Taejingguk story called "Blocked and Reported" now because that could be hecka cute and I don't want to sidetrack too much from minjoon.

Thoughts?

Also, we needa get some conflict in here, but that's harder to do in texting fics...
hmmm

Also also, I am going back to school tomorrow (I was really sick for a few days and we are on holiday today) so I may not update multiple times a day, but I will try to keep the updates pretty frequent because they aren't that hard to write since there is virtually no plot (big oof). I also need to finish an English assignment today so if there isn't another update today, my procrastinating self is the cause.