Jimothy:
You fake ass hoe, how dare you abandon me at Jaebum's party?
Consider this friendship canceled
Mr. Crabs:
I'm sorry, but who is this?
***
A crackhead Instagram AU where Namjoon is a laidback idol, and Jimin is a fanboy that just so happens...
Mr.Crabs: My insecurity I mean, I started out as an underground rapper And when they gave me the opportunity to become an idol I was excited to get some recognition But I have been called a sellout so much And maybe my music is just some cookie cutter crap and I am a sellout And I hate that What if I am just some lazy rapper that just fiddles with the same lyric over and over until they hit the three-minute mark?
Jimothy: Do you do that?
Mr.Crabs: What?
Jimothy: Use the same lyric for three minutes
Mr.Crabs: ...no
Jimothy: Do you write your own songs?
Mr.Crabs: Yes
Jimothy: Did you work hard to get where you are?
Mr.Crabs: Yes
Jimothy: You are far from a sellout Joon That is one of the many reasons why your fans are so loyal You just never betray what you stand for There is always meaning So don't doubt that You've done too much to doubt that
Mr.Crabs:
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