Jimothy:
You fake ass hoe, how dare you abandon me at Jaebum's party?
Consider this friendship canceled
Mr. Crabs:
I'm sorry, but who is this?
***
A crackhead Instagram AU where Namjoon is a laidback idol, and Jimin is a fanboy that just so happens...
SweetTae: Jinnie and Gguk told me that you broke Namjoon
Sunshine: Hold up Jinnie and Gguk? Sir?
SweetTae: Yes?
Jimothy: Since when have you called Kim Seokjin and Jeon Jeongguk Jinnie and Gguk?
SweetTae: I don't know we've been talking for a while and it just happened I guess
Jimothy: A while?!
Sunshine:
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Jimothy: And when the fuck were you gonna tell us this?
SweetTae: I didn't realize it was important
Sunshine:
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SweetTae: Really guys?
Jimothy: You don't deserve my tea Let's go to a private chat hobi, I have so much to tell you
SweetTae: This is unfair
Jimothy: No, what's unfair are the double fucking standards We're supposed to tell you everything but you never tell us shit We obviously aren't good enough friends So have fun with the people you trust more than us You Kim Taehyung Are canceled
