Canceled | Minjoon

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Taehyung was still giggling as his friends loaded up the car with unnecessary suitcases and way too much junk food. After Jimin's eating disorder a few years back, Taehyung and Hoseok always had mass amounts of snacks on their persons at all times for whenever they felt Jimin looked a bit too skinny, and Jimin loved them for that. He had gotten another carnation that morning but decided not to tell anyone because it was not a huge deal and he wasn't afraid of the psycho. Maybe he should have been, but he was just hyped for some tunes with his best friends.

"Taehyung I swear if you don't hook me up with some sweet bops right here and now I will disown you," Jimin laughed at Hoseok's declaration while Taehyung saluted the man before plugging his phone into the AUX port (so like, I think I have high key Americanized them, and my bad, I just um, don't know Korean stuff well and don't want to get that stuff wrong, but this is an AU so it's okay, right??).

The friends fell into a comfortable silence when Jimin reached the main road and Taehyung finally started blaring his music, but the lack of talking was immediately shattered when Hoseok began screeching the lyrics at the top of his lungs, and Taehyung and Jimin couldn't help but join in.

They didn't even notice all of the notifications blowing up each of their phones with questions asking where they were, but if they did they would have deemed them paranoid and ignored them anyway.

They were almost to Jeongguk and Jin's apartment when the car's low fuel light turned on, so Jimin pulled into a gas station to refuel, not noticing the person approaching him.

But Hoseok did, and when the shady person holding a flower got too close Hoseok slammed a door into them and shouted rape at the top of his lungs, shocking his two friends and making Jimin take the hose out before jumping back into the car and locking all of the doors, pulling out of the parking lot as fast as possible while Hoseok stared at the shady person, trying to memorize every feature he could see.

They were back on the road when Taehyung finally spoke up.

"Hobi, have I ever told you that you are my hero? Like, I strive to be like you, what a man."

That was enough to send the group into a fit of giggles because even when faced with something potentially serious the crackheads couldn't just not laugh.

"Yeah, you were absolutely amazing."

"The person had such a lame face too, she just looked angry and like a stupid scarecrow puppet doll."

"A scarecrow?" Jimin tried not to turn around and give Hoseok a confused look, but luckily Tae did that for him.

"What does that even mean?" Taehyung raised a brow at his friend and Hoseok shrugged, "It was honestly really creepy, she looked like fucking Raggedy Ann with some bullshit read stringy as hair and over blushed cheeks with half-assed freckles (why am I even here?)." Hoseok never really cussed so Taehyung paused the absolute bop that is "Determinate" from Lemonade Mouth before giving Hoseok a shocked face.

"I think that is the meanest thing you have ever said Hobi."

"The bitch was trying to give you one of those freaky flowers so I don't give a fuck about what I usually say, she looked like a meme that you would ironically send to your friends with one of those r/roast me things, so I am embracing my inner Reddit."

Jimin laughed at his friend as they pulled into the apartment parking lot. He honestly had some of the best friends, because individually, any of them would be losing it right now or have gotten killed by her, but together they were just too idiotic for that.

"I assume that she is why we are here to visit Namjoon, so should we tell him what just happened?" Taehyung looked over at Jimin as they unbuckled their seatbelts, only to be met with a gummy worm stuffed boy, who hurriedly swallowed the candy before responding. 

"We probably should, but I don't even know how to explain it, so um, hell if I know."

The group got out of the car and hauled their stuff up to the apartment, both Jimin and Taehyung excited to see the people they absolutely adored. Hoseok was just kind of chilling, he had been casually texting Yoongi, but he told his friends all about that after they made up and it wasn't anything serious yet.

Jimin tensed up after he knocked on the door, suddenly feeling anxious about if Namjoon even wanted to see him, but all of that was forgotten when his baby opened to the door with a big smile on his face, pulling Jimin in for a hug. Jimin smiled into his taller friend's chest while Taehyung gagged.

"Get a room!"

The not even couple blushed and quickly separated before looking away from each other while Hoseok just snickered.

"Well, come on in guys, it might be a bit crowded, but Jin cooked a huge meal so I hope you're hungry."

The trio simply grinned before entering the apartment and closing the door behind them.

Raggedy Ann could wait.

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What even did I just write? Oh my goodness this was so bad and I need to fix it I am so sorry for bringing this into the world. It feels hecka clunky but I think it has potential. Maybe I should stick to text chapters, so Imma just show myself out. Thank you for reading, and don't mind me while I go cancel myself.

Also, I wanted this conflict to be kind of creepy and serious, but my crackhead self just couldn't do it, so my bad. It's gonna be a hilariously cringey ride.