I walked down the stairs with a Grace that immortals have. All was silent, so I thought of something.
Shouldn't we have more workers here? I nodded to myself. Yes, Master had more money anyone could spend in 10 lifetimes.
I left a note for master telling him that I had some business to attend to in town.
I made posters saying that the Crescent estate was in need of servants. Preferably another maid, a cook and a gardener.
I laughed out loud as I hung the posters up around town. "What are you laughing at, beautiful?" A voice said. I raise an eyebrow at turn around. Standing in front of me was a man with short blond hair, blue jeans, and a white shirt.
His eyes scanned me up and down, and his eyes gleaned. I guess he likes what he sees.
Too bad I don't. Not like that anyway. I mean he's cute, but I'm not interested. Yeah.
I grinned a little. "Thinking about the irony of my life at the moment." He took a step forward, and leaned down so this breath hit my ear.
Ewww. He doesn't smell nice. He smells like poo. Nasty nasty nast--
"Care to share?" He says, trying to sound....seductive?
.....
NASTY NASTY NASTY PEDO BEAR NO THANK YOU, IMMA GO DEMON CAUSE OF HIM-
Wait.
Maybe he's useful?
I take a step back and he pouts. "Sir, what's your name?"
"People call me Roy." Hee grins.
I mentally face Palm.
Are you Fucking shitting me?
"Well, Roy. Are you looking for a job?" I say, grinning. He nods. "What can you do?"
He grins and puffs out his chest. "I can cook, I'm pretty hand with a dagger and a gun-"
"Your hired." I say, grinning. "Come with me."
He grins, and we walk away to hang up more posters.
*
Eventually we find two more people.
The girl has crimson hair, and she's kinda clumsy. She can be, but she's pretty skilled with pistols. Her name is Potts.
The boy looks around masters age. He has short blond hair, and he's super nice. His name is
Jacob but he told me to call him Jake. he was experimented on. He almost has the same strength as a Creepypasta, but I'm still stronger.
You can probably guess what their jobs are. Potts is a maid like me, Jake is the gardener, and Roy is the chef. Then there's me.
Master has me as his personal maid.
By now it was 4:30 and I had just gotten back with the others. They were kinda intimidated by me, but I liked it.
"CHAOS!!!!!!!!!" I heard master yell. I grin, and walk upstairs to his study. I knock on the door, and he answers with a muffled come in.
I enter, and stand at the opposite side of the desk. He looks up from his paperwork and scowls at me. "Why did you hire others without my permission?" He sounds genuinely hurt.
The grin drops from my face, and I answer. "Master, with all do respect, we needed them. And you have more money than you know what to do with."
He sighs, and rubs his temple. "Fine. I guess I should tell you what my job is then?"
