Jimothy:
You fake ass hoe, how dare you abandon me at Jaebum's party?
Consider this friendship canceled
Mr. Crabs:
I'm sorry, but who is this?
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A crackhead Instagram AU where Namjoon is a laidback idol, and Jimin is a fanboy that just so happens...
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Park Jimin Main Account: Jimothy Fan Account: ExpensiveJoon Dance teacher
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Kim Namjoon Main Account: Mr.Crabs Famous rapper
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Kim Taehyung Main Account: Rawr Professional account: Teahyung Jimin's friend Model
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Kim Seokjin Main Account: Pinky Namjoon's friend Famous singer
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Jeon Jeongguk Stage Name: Jungkook Main Account: jjk Namjoon's friend Famous singer and dancer
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Min Yoongi Stage Name: AgustD or Suga Main Account: AgustD
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Jung Hoseok Main Account: Sunshine☀️ (unless I'm using a computer and want to get an update out quick, then there is no emoji) Jimin's friend Dance teacher
|Warnings|
-pictures in book might not have consistent hair colors-
-Smut (maybe and it might be bad, but I have read enough so hopefully it's decent)- -Rape (mentioned)- -Character harm- -Explicit Language- -Many ship moments that may not be your favorite, but I am just here for a good time so fight me- -Unpopular tops and bottoms, don't @ me-
In this Christian household, we will be tolerant of all walks of life and opinions no matter how much you disagree if they are civil. If there are bigoted people that are derogatory to any group I will delete the comments. I will also not tolerate any hypocrisy like "ew hetero" because that is some immature shit and y'all are better than that.
If for whatever reason I decide to do smut in this I will only be putting an "M" in the chapter name as a warning. I will, however, have warnings before anything graphic that involves abuse or rape or self-harm because the last thing I want to do is trigger y'all when you are unstable. Feel free to message me about that type of thing too, because I have been there, and I don't want to say that I understand your individual case, but I will definitely listen and be a shoulder to cry on.
Feel free to give me constructive criticism because I am nowhere near perfect, especially on grammatical errors because those have no place in this Christian household. I am also meme trash so be ready for those and vine references because those are everything, but I forgot about those for the first chapters because I don't want to bug y'all with authors notes.
I think that covers everything but I will update it as needed. I don't advertise so I doubt this will even get attention, but yeah. If you end up reading this somehow please don't be a silent reader, y'all's comments make my day and motivate me to update.
