Flippy x Flipqy (fanfic)

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Flipqy entered the house, just now returning from abandoning Splendid in the woods.

'The blind hoe will never find his way out of the woods. He's as good as dead!' Flipqy thought, smirking.

"What are you so happy about?" Flippy asked, with a questioning look on his face.

Flipqy smirked wider, unable to contain himself. "Oh nothing, just pleased with how I handled the Splendid problem."

Flippy looked happy for a moment, then suspicious. ".... Flipqy... What the fuck did you do."

"Nothing bad, I swear!!"

"Promise?!"

"Of course!"

"FLIPQY, I SWEAR TO GOD JUST SAY YOU PROMISE!!"

"OH MY FUCKING- UGH, OK, OK, I PROMISE!!"

Flippy then sighed in relief. "Good.. Sorry for yelling, but... I know how you are." He said, with a "you are literally the town menace"  kind of smile on his face.

Flipqy glared at him. "Dude. Not cool."

'I mean, I really didn't do anything bad... I just gave a criminal what he deserved. I mean, he had it coming. The nosey mother fucker tried to steal Flippy.'

Flippy laughed. "Dude, huh? Is that what I am now? Just a dude?" Flippy asked with a smirk.

Flipqy pinned him down in a flash.

"I mean.. Not really. But if that's what you think, I guess I'll just have to remind you of what you are.."

"And what's that?" Flippy asked, with a slight blush.

".... My bitch." Flipqy grinned and leaned down to suck on Flippy's neck before he could stop him.

"Fuck no!! I'm not your fucking bitch Flipqy!!" Flippy said angrily, trying to push him off.

"Yeah you are." Flipqy muttered shortly, before gently biting Flippy's neck.

Flippy couldn't help but moan. "A-am not!!" He said, his blush growing stronger.

"Are too~" He said, sliding off Flippy's pants.

Flippy tossed and turned, trying to get out of Flipqy's grasp. "Let me go, you fucking dick!!!"

"Fine, fine." He let Flippy go, and got off, a smirk still plastered on his face. "Suit yourself." He said, walking to the kitchen.

Flippy stared at him, then looked down at the boner he didn't know he had. He bit his lip, and looked back up to see Flipqy gone, presumably in the kitchen. He huffed in annoyance.

"Flipqy!" Flippy yelled, realizing he really didn't want him to stop.

No reply.

"Flipqy, get your ass in here!!!"

Still no reply.

"FLIPQY!!!"

"Look hun, you got legs. If you want me, come get me." Flipqy finally responded from the kitchen.

Flippy huffed in annoyance.

He got up and pulled up his pants, then walked into the kitchen, to find Flipqy standing by the counter making a sandwich.

"Hey, Flipqy."

"Yes?"

"Umm.. Could you come back to the living room with me?"

"Why?"

Flippy huffed. "Don't play dumb, you know why."

"Do I?"

Flippy groaned loudly, frustrated. "Yes, you do, now come on!"

"Hmm. Nah."

"What do you mean, Nah?!"

"Well. I mean Nah."

"WELL NO SHIT!! What I mean, is WHY?!"

"Cuz."

"BECAUSE WHY?!"