SuperFamily 101

Thank god, they are dead.

Chapter fourteen - Thank god, they are dead. 

"Ok, that actually offended me, I'm 16 by the way." Suddenly they heard a voice say behind them. Both adults turned around staring at the teenager clad in a red and blue suit, a spider symbol on his chest. 

"AAAH!" Tony yelled clutching his chest, 'All these surprises are going to be the death of me, I can already feel my heart failing.' he thought dramatically to himself as he stared incredulously at the red and blue clad teen.

"Who the hell are you?" Natasha yelled, grabbing her gun and pointing it at the teens face. 

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm, like, 16. Isn't it illegal to shoot a minor?" The boy said. He slowly put his hands in the air. Natasha stared blankly back at the boy, after all her training to be a spy she wasn't going to be fazed by some cocky teen. She loaded the gun,

'Chick chick.' was all you heard in the sudden silence, the busy city sounds were all a faint buzz as the minor said, 

"Aunty, really? Is this how you are going to treat me?" He said looking at Natasha with his masked face the white eyes of the masked whirring softly to accustom his new facial expression which happened to be a pouty face. 

"What the hell are you talking about, and I am not your 'Aunty', tell me who you are before I shoot you, I will not hesitate to do so, not even if you are minor," Natasha said placing her index finger on the trigger as she aimed and,

"Guys, I think we should resolve this by talking, violence is never the answer, isn't that right, dad?" the teen said. Tony looked up in shock and Natasha growled and, 

'BANG.' her finger had pulled down on the trigger. But before she could even blink the masked team was pulled away from the danger zone by none other than the green reindeer himself. Loki sat atop Thor's shoulders as Thor swung his hammer into the tower. Loki held tightly onto the teen as the three of them crashed into a glass door shattering it and sending them sprawling across the hall, if you would like to know Natasha's bullet barely missed a pigeon and instead just shattered an office buildings window, potentially endangering everybody's life within but according to Natasha they were all fine. 

"Watch out." Was all that Loki said when he, Thor and the teen popped up from behind the shattered glass. 

"That child is man of Spiders." was what Thor followed up with,

"Guys, I'm, like, still 16, not a child. Plus, I was going to tell them myself, Uncle Thor." The teen said. 

"Ok, what the fvck is going on here?" Tony asked furiously after calming his racing heart. "Why do you keep on calling us Uncle and Aunt? And I'm not your dad!" Tony said angrily. 

"Oh, right." the teen said as if he had forgotten and then he pulled off his mask and stuck his hand out.

"Hi, I'm Peter Stark. Nice to meet you."

-

(Helluva long time ago.)

"Uggg," Peter groaned rubbing his head. 

'Where the hell am I?' he thought to himself glancing around. He was in a car in a, baby seat?! 

'No no no no.' he chanted in his head as he looked around. He was in the chubby body of a 2-year-old. His old body! From all those years ago. 

'Goddamnit Gatom. You just couldn't help it could you?' he thought to himself. Cursing the time wizard Gatom who had put him in this horrendous situation. Suddenly he felt sirens, loud ones and his stupid baby body felt the need to cry.