Better Together - (One Direction fanfic by Kaitlynn)

CHAPTER TWENTY NINE

"Oh my god noooo..." Kaitlynn was drunkenly trying to cover her face from Harry's lovely package. She must've been massively drunk. Jackie don't know how it'd happened, but Harry was now completely stark naked. He was strutting around the room, "Whaat? Stripping is lib..Uhm....liberating!" he yelled unnecessarily loud. Zayn struggled with the touch screen on someone's iphone until "Sexy and I Know It" was on full blast. Harry was dancing around before he even knew what song it was, causing Kaitlynn to roll around laughing hysterically. Jackie giggled, shit her world was spinning. "Wheee...." she giggled until a sharp pain on her head made her shriek. She was staring at the ceiling, how'd she get on the floor? Then Josh was leaning over her, "Jackie?" his speech was slow, "How much did you have babe?" Ooh he looked sexy right now. Jackie couldn't stop giggling, "Mm you called me...babe," she struggled into a sitting position, only to fall again, this time sprawled on his lap. Through her foggy vision she saw Louis mischievously leaning over Liam, who, being the lightweight, had passed out on the dining table shirtless. Louis had what looked like a large black marker in his hand. Niall, howling with laughter, had joined Harry in dancing around the room. Jackie couldn't contain a grin as Kaitlynn started to speak, "Harry, I know this girl," she was waving her bottle in the air, "Marlo, she's super like...I dunno, but I'm," Kaitlynn paused to take a swig, "I'm gonna set you two up." Harry stopped dancing and sat next to her shakily, "Whyy's that love?" Kaitlynn slapped his chest and gestured at Zayn, "You need a girlfriend, amigo, or you'll be this stupid your entire life." Harry turned around to see Zayn holding the iphone in his face. He'd been video taping. Everyone was laughing, even Harry, too wasted to know what was going on. Jackie, still sprawled across Josh on the floor, fumbled with an unopened beer. Josh slapped it out of her hands easily, "No more for you," he kissed her forehead, "You're so wasted." Jackie giggled some more, "And you're so...HOT," she wrapped her arms around his neck and tried to kiss him, but missed his mouth and ended up kissing his neck. He groaned, "Jackie, I'm drunk don't do this to me." Jackie stopped, "Josh,  I'm sleepy," she whispered suddenly in his ear as Louis was yelling "DONE! DONE! THE MASTER IS DONE!" as he unveiled Liam's newly unibrowed, moustached, freckled face and chest 'tattooed' with "THE TOMMO HAS MORE SWAG THAN ME" Everyone was dying from laughter. Then the intro to "Call Me Maybe" was heard, "I THREW A FISH INTO HELL," Harry sang weirdly, causing more choruses of intoxicated laughter, and soon everyone was drunkenly singing along. Jackie fought to stay awake and sing, but felt her eyelids drooping. "You wanna lie down someplace?" Josh pushed a few stray hairs out of her face gently, Jackie nodded sleepily. "Let's get outta here okay? You need some quiet," He picked up a giggling Jackie bridal style, cradling her in his arms as her carried her to the door. They walked down the hallway to another suite, the loud calamity of singing drunks fading behind them. No one even noticed their leaving.