SOA Short Stories

Prank War-Tig

Jade peeled into TM so fast that her tires squealed across the pavement. Coming to a screeching stop, she slid out of her car, slamming her door. She was on a mission and in search of a certain blue eyed member.

Juice noticed her pull in and smirked. "He's on a run with Jax and Happy." he called out to her.

When she turned to face him, he could see the red splotches on her face. He grimaced and wondered what the hell happened to her.

"Oh, you like what you see?" she asked, raising her brow at him.

Juice smirked, trying hard not to laugh. Judging by the way she was calling down, she wasn't as mad as she had seemed when she pulled in. "What the hell happened?" he asked.

She ran a hand through her thick dark hair and smirked. "The asshole put dye in my damn face mask."

Juice snorted and shook his head. "You two just don't give up, do ya?"

She smiled wide as she shook her head. "Never!"

They both laughed before Juice had an idea. He was almost done in the garage and had nothing better to do for the afternoon. "What you got planned next?"

"You know he's gonna shit a brick when he gets here, right?" Gemma smirked as she watched Juice and Jade finish setting up their master plan.

With a wicked grin, Jade turned to face Gemma. "You see what he did to my face?" she asked, "The fucker deserves everything he gets."

Gemma laughed at that and shook her head. "So what's your excuse?" she asked Juice as he took a seat next to her.

He shrugged and took a sip of his beer. "Boredom."

Jade stepped back from the bar and smiled at their handy work. "I need the key to his dorm."

Tig was exhausted. They had been on the road all day and all he wanted was a cold beer and get his dick sucked. Ge sighed as they rolled onto the lot and parked his bike. Looking around the lot he noticed his daughter's car. He smirked as he thought back to the morning before.

He knew he was in for something, and it made him smile wider. They had been in the middle of one of the best prank wars for the last month, ever since he told her that she was adopted as a joke.

He braced himself for whatever was waiting for him. He noticed Jade sitting at the bar with Juice and Bobby. The effects of his prank still visible. He cringed a little as she turned to face him when she heard the door open. Fore I her eyes, she smirked and raised her beer in a cheers towards him. He was in for it.

Tig's lips curled into a smirk as he made his way towards the bar. That's when he noticed them. Little creepy figurines lining the bar, all staring into his soul. He felt a chill run down his spine and visibly shuddered. "What the fuck are those?" he asked.

Jade smirked and looked at her father innocently. "I don't know what you're talking about."

He gave her a glare and went to grab a bottle off the bar, only for Jade place a figurine directly in front of him. He stepped back and barked at the prospect to grab him a beer. Jade laughed uncontrollably, as Tig glared at her. "That was a low blow." he said pointing a finger at her.

"Says the man who puts red dye in his daughter's face mask." she countered.

He couldn't help the smirk that spread across his face. "That was a good one huh?"

She rolled her eyes and stood from the bar and hugged her father. "You stink. Get a shower and we'll play a game of pool." He nodded, grabbing his beer and headed for his dorm.

Jade sauntered over to the pool table, where Juice, Opie and Jax were standing. "He took that better than I thought he would." Juice said as she reached them.

"Wait for it."

Tig walked into his dorm and threw his bag onto the bed. Taking a swig of his beer he made his way towards the bathroom and began to shed his clothes, turning the water on waiting for it to heat up.

Stepping into the shower he closed his eyes as the hot water began to relax his tired muscles. Reaching for the bottle of body wash, his eyes shut open. He took a breath and turned his head to see what his hand had grabbed. Seeing the tiny gnome figurine, he dropped it as if it had burned his skin.

"Jesus Christ!" he yelled. He jumped out of the shower, only to be met by yet another small gnome sitting on the back of the toilet.

Tig's breathing quickened as he backed out of the small bathroom and went to his dresser to grab some clothes. "That little shit!" he mumbled to himself. When he opened the drawer to grab a pair of sweats he jumped back, seeing another figurine.

Jade, Opie, Juice and Jax were at the end of the hallway laughing hysterically at the cursing and banging coming from Tig's room. Opie was laughing so hard he had slid down the wall and was now on the floor holding his side. Jade looked through tears in her eyes at her best friends and nudged them when she heard Tig go quiet. She knew he was coming and helped Opie off the floor and they scurried into the main room and took their places by the bar. Jade elbowed Juice who was still snickering. They heard Tig's door hit the wall as he flung it open.

Tig stomped down the hallway like he was on a mission. In reality he was. He was on a mission to hunt down his first born. He was livid, but a small part of him was proud as hell. A very small part. As he rounded to corner to head into the main room of the club, he saw the smirks and tears across the faces of the youngest members of the club along with his daughter. He pointed his finger at her, trying hard to hold onto the anger that was slowly starting to ebb away. With a smirk he looked to his daughter. "Well played."

She let out a belt of laughter that had the others begin to laugh. That's when she noticed her father standing in the middle of the clubhouse in all his naked glory. She immediately screamed and covered her eyes. "Jesus Christ, dad! Put some damn pants on."

Tig let out a laugh and smiled wide. "Serves you right." Juice shook his head getting up to head outside and pulled Jade along with him, still laughing.