Incoherent Thoughts Organized Into Neat Paragraphs

Various Haikus on Adulting

(1)
Being an adult,

is drinking coffee for the

caffeine, not the taste.

(2)

Spending Saturday

Vacuuming out window sills

= Adulting.

(3)

Need to save money.

I make a detailed budget.

Then I do not do it.

(4)

My back hurts, my head

hurts, everything hurts. I am

stressed. UGH adulting.

(5)

I don't understand

why food is so expensive

  !

(6)

About that last one
Exlaimation point is five
Syllables. Bite me.