Angel Wings and Demon Pitchforks

11. We're As Good At Chapter Titles As Lucifer Is At This Game

A/N: So we're really proud of this chapter and we're really excited for you guys to read it. So we hope you enjoy it!! 

- Izzy & Pear

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"So does everyone know the rules?" Charlie asked.

The group had been forced to sit down in a circle, though Michael thought it looked a lot more like an oval. Gabriel had wheeled in a white board and put it in front of the television. He then proceeded to draw up a table with everyone's names and ten lines underneath.

"You start with ten points, as you can see on the whiteboard," Charlie explained. "Then we go around in a circle and say something that you've never done. If someone has done that thing, then they loose a point. Loose all your points and you're out."

Gabriel sat down next to Sam and handed him - goodness knows where he got it - a smaller whiteboard and marker. Sam was slightly taken aback by the object but accepted it gratefully.

"Now you can write your answers," Gabriel said.

"Couldn't a paper and pen have sufficed?" Dean asked. Sam glared at his brother, wrote two letters on the whiteboard and held it up. 'NO.'

"See? Sammy understands me." Gabriel put an arm around Sam.

"Only I get to call him Sammy," Dean growled and crossed his arms. Sensing the tension between the overprotective older brother and hyper-active friend, Charlie clapped her hands to get everyone's attention.

"Who wants to start?" She asked and Jo shot up her hand. "Alright, Jo. Let the games begin."

"Okay." Jo shifted to get comfortable on her pillow. "Never have I ever... injured myself to impress a girl or guy that I was interested in."

"That's me!" Lucifer exclaimed. "I tried to walk "cool" for this one guy but I sprained my ankle in the process. On a plus side he helped me to the nurses office." Gabriel erased a point from under Lucifer's name.

"I tried to do sports. Never again." Charlie shivered and Gabriel took off a point.

"I attempted to do a cartwheel," Balthazar said. "I ended up twisting my ankle."

Adam raised a hand. "There was one time when I wanted to open the door for Alfie, so I ran to get it. But Alfie wanted to be independent or whatever and opened the door himself."

"He ran right into the door and broke his nose," Alfie said. "There was blood everywhere."

"That's what I get for trying to be a gentleman."

The group laughed and Gabriel took off a point from Balthazar and Adam. "Balth, you're next!" 

"Never have I ever cried or flirted my way out of a speeding ticket," he said.

Charlie grinned. "Turns out I can flirt with a guy successfully."

"You started crying," Jo said and Charlie's smile fell. "I on the other hand have flirted my way out of countless speeding tickets."

"You're a monster behind the wheel," Dean told her.

"Alright, Kevin--"

"Wait!" Lucifer exclaimed. "Does it count if I didn't get a ticket, but I did get arrested?" Michael stared at his friend in shock. He's been what?

Cas tilted his head. "Are you referring to when you tried flirting with the officer but she arrested you because you were thirteen?"

"Or that time when you made a bet that you could get out of a speeding ticket but you were arrested because it was your third ticket that month?" Gabriel suggested.