"no man i'm telling you! chandler should've been gay! that would've made the story line so much better!" tyler said.
"nooo, it was perfect! him and monica are literally perfect together and you can't change my mind." josh said back. (oops friends spoiler i'm so sorry i just assume everybody's watched it)
"i mean it would've been cool if chandler was gay but i mean they already had the lesbians, what else do they need ya know." josh said, tyler laughing.
"come on. chandlers the hottest one on that show, it would've been amazing if he was the gay one." tyler said.
"alright fine, i agree. but i still think him and monica is better than any guy." josh huffed.
"okay what about bisexual chandler and he still ends up with her." tyler proposed.
"now that i can work with." josh nodded. they were at joshs house, watching netflix. josh invited him to come over because he was bored and max was out doing something.
"Jennifer anniston is sooo hot. like so hot and man, look at her ass. that's crazy." tyler said.
"is it bigger than my ass?" josh asked, giggling.
"honestly, it's about the same size not gonna lie." tyler said after thinking for a second. he smiled, kissing joshs cheek. they were of course cuddled up, with tylers arm around josh and josh leaning up against him.
"is it really?" josh asked.
"oh hell yeah. look." tyler said, unlocking his phone and opening snapchat. he slid up to his memories, pictures and videos of them at a football game coming up. he looked and found the picture him and josh took, where josh was turned sideways and hugging tyler. he was wearing joggers and his ass looked really good.
"see it's fuckin huge." tyler said, zooming in and showing him.
"oh, well thank you." josh smiled. "your dick is really big." he said back.
"well thank you." tyler said, chuckling.
"oh my god dude brendon's outfit literally fucking killed me i'm deceased." josh said, referring to brendon's outfit he wore to town today on him and ryan's date.
"holy shit. that's like next level." tyler said after josh showed him the picture ryan posted. he was wearing like heather gray/charcoal colored slacks that had bright pink vertical pin stripes down them and they were cropped above his ankles. brendon really likes stripes. and he had a baggy bright neon pink button up long sleeve shirt that was the same color as the stripes on his pants. he had the sleeves rolled up to right under his elbow, and the top few buttons were undone, showing off a lot of his chest. he was wearing a rolex watch, a silver chain and grey fedora type kinda hat set on the back of his head. he was wearing bright pink socks with a different shade of pink diamond print on them, and his white and black nike cortez shoes.
their picture was of them standing normally with they arms around each other and you could swipe and there was a video of brendon sitting and then seeing the flash turn on so he stands up and ryan is moving the camera, showing off brendon's outfit before he zoomed in on his watch and showed of the sparkle of it then he went back to brendon and he winked and stuck his tongue out before the video ended. ryan's caption was "most fashionable date with the most fashionable boyfriend❤️brendon>you"
"he's a literal icon." josh said.
"me with my dick." tyler sighed, josh giggling.
"is it the biggest you've ever seen?" tyler asked.
"uh yeah. i've seen like 4 dicks." josh said.
"the closest to me is this guy alex i think but he takes dick pills so about 3 inches of his is fake, and mines still bigger anyways." tyler shrugged.

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Fanfictionfuck·boy /ˈfəkˌboi/ noun 1. a man who has many casual sexual partners. someone who is only looking for a piece of ass to use then throw away. 2. tyler joseph !warning! this book is pushy and cringe i apologize i was young when i wrote it and had no...