"shut the fuck up no i didn't!" brendon laughed, cracking the eggs into a bowl.
"it's true!" ryan said back, josh, max, emma and dallon all dying laughing.
"it is not!" brendon argued back, ryan gasping.
"brendon you're lying!" ryan giggled.
"stop! stop i'm gonna piss myself!" emma yelled, squeezing her legs together and trying to catch her breath.
brendon and ryan were arguing whether or not brendon got cum on ryan's dog, popeyes.
"you did you were cumming and popeyes jumped on the bed and then you turned to him and you shot cum on my dog!" ryan said. brendons jaw dropped, the boy looking at ryan.
"ryan! you dumb bitch that was you!" brendon said.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" emma yelled, running to the bathroom to pee.
"ryan did you cum on your dog?!" josh choked out.
"no!......wait. wait yeah i remember. yeah it was me." ryan frowned. at this point dallon and josh were only letting out wheezing laughs and max wasn't making a sound with his laugh. you could here emma scream from the bathroom when she heard ryan say that.
"boom bitch i TOLD you." brendon said, flipping ryan off.
"whatever. you cleaned him up either way." ryan sighed.
"yeah cause i dicked you down too good and you fell asleep." brendon said, smiling.
"i agree with that." ryan nodded.
"ohmygod." emma said, coming out of the bathroom.
"did you pee yourself?" josh giggled, emma turning around and leaning back on dallon who was sitting on the counter.
"i really almost did guys. no joke." she said, everyone laughing.
"you are so pretty em." josh said.
"thank you josh so are you." she giggled, dallon smiling.
"no for real like you're actually beautiful." josh nodded.
"i can back that up." ryan agreed.
"thanks guysss you're making me blush." she said. dallon wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her head.
"i bet you have bomb pussy too." ryan said.
"oh she does." dallon nodded.
"oh cool show me. haha kidding whatever........unless?" brendon said.
"brendon shut the fuck up." josh laughed.
"i'm kidding i'm kidding....-u"
"brendon i'll kill you." dallon joked.
"well daddy dally that means you'd have to touch me and idk bro, but that's a little gay." brendon shrugged.
"make me my damn brownies." dallon flipped him off, brendon laughing.
" get me two pans please baby." brendon said, ryan reaching down and grabbing two brownie pans.
"why do you need two?" max asked.
"because daddy maxy, we're gonna make some weed brownies." brendon winked.
"bren, you gotta stop calling everyone daddy." ryan said.
"i'm not calling everyone daddy. i'm calling all the tops daddy." brendon said. "so refer to me as daddy brenny please."
"no thanks." ryan said. "raise your hand if you would rather kill brendon than to let him call you daddy." he said, everyone raising their hand.
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I want you♡♡JOSHLER (SMUT)
Fanfictionfuck·boy /ˈfəkˌboi/ noun 1. a man who has many casual sexual partners. someone who is only looking for a piece of ass to use then throw away. 2. tyler joseph !warning! this book is pushy and cringe i apologize i was young when i wrote it and had no...
