Oh my god i have been waiting to do this rant for so long! I think I hate instagram more than anyone! Now lets get started! *Evil laugh*
Instagram- a social media websites for posting pictures of yourself and dumb objects around you every 10 seconds
Why do people have to do this! eat your food dont take a picture of it, enjoy your life and stop trying to photograph everything or you might miss whats right in front of you!
Ok now lets get onto the Dredful selfies (get it?)
People taking nonstop pictures of themselves and posting them and they just keep appearing! I get that people have to take more than one selfie to find the perfect one to post but why the fuck would you post more than 1 in the same hour! People dont need to know what you're doing every minute of your life! Unless your a celebrity and have some pretty obsessive fanboys/fangirls. Where was i again? oh yeah! a ton of selfies are just completely stupid!
anyone ever see selfies that say stuff like "check out my new haircut" and the picture doesnt even show her face. its focused on her breasts!
Oh yeah nice hair slut! what do you have hair growing between your breasts you Sasquatch! you disgust me!
Or a picture of the girl that tells you to look at a certain new clothing item like "check out my new shorts" or "check out my new shirt" but that 1! clothing item 1! is the only thing she is wearing!
THE SLUT LEVEL IS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!
Also another thing about selfies other than there are too many of them and that some are extremely revealing (which includes guys!)
Why the fuck does nobody on instagram know how to smile!
A bunch of duck faces and stupid faces and half faces and overly bright face!
I dont see no smiles though!
And when people take pictures of themselves when they are crying or with a dying pet or family member just fucking stop! especially when your smiling in the photo! Dont cry and smile unless you are "SOOOOO happy"
God these people annoy me so much.
If you take 1 or 2 selfies a day that actually have some sort of meaning then you are fine, good, people of Instagram should be more like you.
That was my rant, I hope you liked it and go ahead and leave a comment below with your opinion on my rant, Your opinion wont change my opinion but it will be interesting to look at, I am Dred and i will see you in the next rant!
