Our presidential Candidates (USA)

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Hey guys it's Dred with another rant straight out of nowhere! I've got opinions today and I will go ahead and bestow them on you. So let's get started!

Unpopular opinion- I think sadly Donald Trump is our best current option. Go on. Do a little research. Go on you're already on the internet. If you think Bernie is the best option you obviously don't know much about Bernie and his terrible idea of socialism. Ex- a construction worker and a doctor make the same amount of money even though mr dr had to go through years of schooling and training to get where he is and the construction worker dropped out of high school.

Support Hillary? You are obviously mislead into believing she listens to Bill Clinton. She hasn't listened to him in 10 years if that. She couldn't even handle the presidential penis what makes you think she can handle riding on top as the president?

And Cruz? What about Cruz? Figure out what Cruz is about and lemme know what makes him appealing.

People who hate trump hate him for all the wrong reasons. Funny thing is, so what if he's racist? He's not going to do anything to the minorities who are here legally and he probably won't even be able to do anything more against the illegal ones either. He can't make you get paid less for being your race, he cannot send the military after you because you're a minority, and he cannot outcast you because you're a minority.

Guess what? He also isn't allowed to just PUSH THE NUKE BUTTON. I also think that he would have a pretty hard time getting us into war.

Do you know why the US has never used a nuke? Because whoever we fire it at THEY WONT HAVE TO SHOOT BACK! We would all be dead, it would be global devastation and there would be no survivors. Fallout 4 ain't gonna happen people. 

Nukes were built because of an arms race between the US and Russia while we fought in order to be the global super power and it was pretty much intimidation factor of having these nukes and "why not?" Nukes are an END GAME strategy only. Nobody wins if a nuke is used. Am I the only one who finds if funny that Russia went bankrupt trying to keep up with the US's military budget? Now the US is THE GLOBAL SUPER POWER and Russia is just yano... "Over there". All we have to do now is fear terrorists and the Neo Nazis forming up where Germany used to be (wait what THATS REAL?! Yes, yes it is. Do some research.)

Do we even need to actually fear North Korea? Well yeah we do because they have potential to do damage despite how bad they are at showing it. 

Where was I before all that? Oh yeah! Trump is the best option because 

1) HE'S NOT PAID OFF~ You know when a candidate or president says "I am ____ and I approve these messages" it's because they legally HAVE TO because they have been paid and bought off to get their campaign working. That means they can be manipulated into doing WHATEVER by the corporations that basically own them.

 (Fun fact- did you know everything you see, hear, and learn on tv is pretty much controlled by 3 different big daddy corporations? Didn't know that? That means what they are doing is working.)

Trump is not bought off because he was born into wealth and that is why so many stations spread propaganda about Trump is because we have only had 4 maybe 5 ACTUAL business men in office. The official number is 7 but if you see what makes some of the men on that list a business men a "business man" you will question it. And when you had a business man in office they made some of the most US history you hear about when the US would get into a crisis or on the edge to reaching economic success.

The reason is they don't have to pay anyone off for the first 2-3 years of their presidency and if they want a second term then they better be saving up to pay them again! Cause they will probably ask for even more if you were a shit president.        (IM LOOKING AT YOU OBAMA. Sadly Obama doesn't look too bad right now either even though he delivered on almost nothing he said he would do. Obama care is a tax by the way. It's not healthcare it's a tax that a lot of people have to pay when it's just money to whatever the hell The gov wants to use it for)

Donald Trump will immediately be able to start doing what he wants and needs to do as president. In other words you will be able to figure out if you hate him or not by the end of his first term instead of waiting for a second term to go by and think "eh maybe he's not so bad and we could go another term? Oh wait he's even shittier" (again Obama). Let's just move to #2

2) THE US IS A CORPORATION!~  what you think about a country and the reality of a country is kinda funny. The United States is a giant business. It has been since it was founded with trades, imports, exports, supply, demand, funding, et. ITS A DAMN BUSINESS. RUN IT LIKE ONE! You cannot waste money catering to things that are NOT NEEDED. A president needs to know where the money actually needs to go and not where it looks appealing to minorities. Business men make some of the best presidents in history. 

3) Trump WILL make something happen~ you see when a president gets in office you see them making all these claims, promises, goals, et. And most of the time they don't deliver. Look at Trump? You think he's the kind of person to get in office and do NOTHING? Yeah ok sure. 

Guys I'm going to be brutally honest here. Trump is either going to BRING US OUT OF DEBT, or he's going to blow us all up trying. You see you will probably hate Trump by the end of his first term but you won't complain much when your pockets are loaded with cash. Sure about 10% of the poor and homeless population will probably starve to death and yes it's going to suck and we are all going to be unhappy about that but guess what? Everyone else is now rich! Yaaaay life is good!

And also with the concern of terrorists and other threats from other countries. Do you think anyone is going to fuck with someone like Trump? When everyone finds out we elected Trump ISIS is going to say "oh shit the US just elected that crazy mother fucker Trump! Shit America is crazy! Fuck let's get out of here!" Then trump is going to build us some missiles with his face on them and as they launch towards our enemies they will be spouting racial slurs as they explode with the heat of Trumps narcissism. 

"Why don't you just not vote and turn in an empty ballot?" Well you see America is full of lazy people or people too opinionated to follow through with that. So they will most likely just stay at home and be angry about how life isn't fair and life sucks and yada yada and then their vote and thought literally won't count because it isn't turned in. Then people who do follow through will be such a minority that nothing is going to change. So until someone rallies enough people to get rid of all the candidates running this year then I'm just going to go with Trump. 

And I swear to god if anyone says Bernie is a better option you obviously don't know what socialism is! I will give you a hint, ITS NOT THE AMERICAN DREAM. It will ruin everything good that America stands for! 

"War is not the answer" well not shit? Nobody (who is stable and has morals) wants war. But you know what it sure gets results doesn't it? The world is a mean and cruel place and solving things nicely isn't always an option and often the only nice route ends up with far more deaths. 

War for the US has gotten it freedom, power, increased trade, influence, has gotten rid of all notable threats thus far, has brought us in debt, gotten us out of debt, given us economic success, and has made us THE GLOBAL SUPERPOWER. 

Just saying, it's hard to be nice to someone who decapitates your people. The US can't afford to be a pushover and at this point being neutral is not an option and hasn't been since WWI. 

In an ideal world war is a foreign concept but in reality humans naturally have "tribal disputes". Since we showed up I don't know how many animals are extinct but early humans killed off A LOT OF THEM. Mammoths and Sabertooths and the Dire Wolf are a few examples of iconic animals we wiped off the face of the earth and that was before literature was even a thing! 

Vote Trump because they all suck but he sucks the least! (Basically every bad election ever).

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Well guys I've has enough for this rant. Leave a comment below with your opinion, your opinion will not change mine but will be interesting to read. I am Dred and I will see you in the next rant! Maybe.

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