Guitars With Heart Stickers

Chapter 12- Are You Serious?

Laynes POV:

Mike, and Sean showed up later that night. We all said our "Hellos" and sat on the couch together. Sean seemed normal- seemed himself, but we could all tell Mike was drunk- go figure. Mike came stumbling in the door. Sean was holding his hand, leading him to the couch.

"Are you drunk Mike?" Jerry asked him.

"No!" Mike said, with an offended look on his face.

"Yes you are!" Jerry said, playfully slapping Mike's arm.

"When'd this happen?" I asked Sean.

"Earlier. Mike asked to come over and got drunk. I wanted to know if we could come here.. well.. because Mike got kicked out of his parents house for being drunk..and... acting dumb." Sean explained.

"Because my parents are a bun- a bunch of Bitches!" Mike said, as he leaned over, falling onto Sean's lap.

"Ugh! Get off of me!" Sean said, as he tried to push the man off of him.

"Noooo Seannyyyy! I wanna sit on your lapppp!" Mike said, as he sat up on Sean's lap, and wiggled.

Sean tried to stand up, and push Mike off, but couldnt.

"This is why you got kicked out!" Sean told him.

"And you guys waited till 1 in the damn morning to stop by?" Jerry asked.

"Do you know how hard it was to get a drunk, shitfaced Mike across town? The man tried to sit on my lap when I drove him over too! So-" Sean paused to laugh, "-so I told him I wasnt Santa. Then he said. 'Yes you are. You buy me what I want Kinney!'" Sean said.

"So you're telling me-- Mike thinks you're his sugar daddy?" Jerry asked Sean.

"Ewewewwww!" Sean yelled out, still trying to push Mike off of him, but Mike wouldn't budge.

"You know what that means?" I began. "That means Mike has to fuck Sean, so Sean will buy him things." We all laughed, including Mike.

"Sean isnt fun like that." Mike said, crossing his arms, and pouting.

"How much did you let this dumb ass drink Sean?" Jerry asked, still laughing his ass off.

"Hell if I know. The dude started before I got there. In the car he asked if he could use my nose ring, as a dick piercing. So hes drunk drunk." Sean told us. We all laughed again.

"Yea and you said no, 'because then I'd get your boogers on my dickkk.'" Mike said, mocking Sean.

"Okay- if hes saying dumb shit like this to you, and us now, then what the fuck did he say to his parents, for them to kick him out?" Jerry asked.

"I-" Mike began to tell us, but Sean cut him off.

"W-well Mike had a buzz then, and told his parents that he thought I was cute and all. It was whatever."

"No, no, no.. I'll tell them." Mike began. "I told my mother.. about how you guys messed with me and Sean at the beach. And then.. I told them about how I kissed Sean a bunch on the face, so you guys had a real reason to talk."

"Then him, being the drunk idiot that he is.. uhm..told his parents that he thinks hes.. bisexual for me. I told him to 'shut up' because he had been drinking and obviously didnt mean it.. and he said-" Sean then got cut off by Mike; "Then I said I was sure. And my lovely mother said she doesn't tolerate gays, and that my 'lover boy' who I guess is apparently Sean needed to pick me up, and take me home. So Kinney picked me up. And now were here, with no where to stay."