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The textbook read, “Explain why this is always true:Pick any number. If that number is even, divide it by 2. If it's odd, multiply it by 3 and add 1. Now repeat the process with your new number. If you keep going, you'll eventually end up at 1. Every time.”

Peter spent mind-boggling hours trying to see why this was true. It couldn’t always be true! That has to be a l i e. This cannot be, (for I, have sinned!). At some point, he gave up. And this bothered him. He couldn’t stop thinking about it. Then, Tony entered the room for no apparent reason (cough cough father).

Tony asked, “You alright there buckaroo? FRI says you could use some assistance.” Peter sighed, “Yes please. I don’t understand this problem. It’s stupid!” Tony nodded, “Let me check it out.” He read the lines with disbelief, “There’s no way! Every damn fact tells me that question is incorrect. Therefore, they are i n c o r r e c t !.” Peter nodded, “I even tried it, sixteen times! It’s rigged I tell you.” Tony nodded, “I say we cross it out. With white out.”

geNiuS.

And the teacher the next day didn’t question it, if anything, it was MJ who told him, you can’t white out questions that don’t make any sense.

I dO whAteVeR i wANT.





A/N: Endgame? It didn't happen. So I must write a song to keep it. @marvel take notes: (y'all ready for this)

Tuned to 7 Rings

Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany' s and lots of sobbing,
Ugly grape head bitch who sounds like a llama
Stones and stones stonier things
Stony is all that I really need

Been through some bad shit, marvel's a coward
Who would thought endgame depress me?
Rather read fanfic that do those things
Write my fanfic like no one's deceased

My fanfics, are llamas, my sister is cryin'
Make big sad stories, and Y'all be flossin
Y'all like avengers? Gee thanks they're great!
I see them, I love 'em, emotional stress, it's comin'

I see them, I love 'em, emotional stress, it's comin'
But best of all, that shit, never happened.
We are all? happy, writing our F anfics and makin' our dreams

Thanos can suck some ****
Proxima is a fucking disease (a/n: it rhymes jdl leave me alone)
Ebony is fucking diseased
Depression is a price I ain't buyin'

(No.longer.tuned, sorta is .)
It didn't happen, it didn't happen.
Endgame didn't happen.
No one freaking died gee thanks I love them.
Thanos is a salty grape,
Avengers can kick Thanos s ass

(The wearing a ring but ain't..part now)
Civil War bruh who the fuck that?
Infinity War turned to ash
I'd rather watch Ultron than freakin endgame
But then again, it didn't happen (didn't happen)

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