Requested by @xzxclouisxzx
Scenario: In this modern day AU, the kids of Ericson have a group chat.
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Louis: Guysssss
Violet: Whattttt
Louis: Hi :)
Violet: I hate you
Louis: You know you love me :)
Violet: I don't
Louis: You're no fun :(
Clementine: Guys, its 3AM.
Louis: Hiiii Clemster :3
Clementine: You woke me up.
Violet: She's gonna dump your ass now
Louis: And who made you an expert on my relationship?
Violet: Me
Clementine: I'm not gonna dump you, Lou.
Aasim: For fucks sake, am I the only one who knows what sleep means?
Violet: Blame Louis
Louis: Uh hold on, let's not blame Louis
Aasim: I blame you, Louis
Louis: ):
Marlon: Oh my god
Louis: What
Marlon: I just had a revolutionary idea
Aasim: At 3AM?
Marlon: Yes
Violet: Marlon and his fucking 'revolutionary' ideas
Marlon: So, you know how on warm summer nights where you're too hot in bed?
Louis: Mhm, why?
Marlon: So what if you replaced your mattress with a huge waterbed with ice in it?
Aasim: That's... the dumbest fucking thing I've heard in my life.
Clementine: I second that.
Violet: I third that.
Marlon: What? Louis, my most best buddy for over 10 years, you think it's a good idea, right?
Louis: ...
Marlon: ....right?
Louis: I'm coming over tomorrow. We're making that.
Violet: Oh my god. If Clem wasn't gonna dump you before, she will now.
Louis: I didn't even do anything!
Violet: You supported this idiotic idea
Marlon: Idiotic? I think you mean the resolution to hot summer nights.
James: I think that is quite a stupid idea.
Violet: Did these idiots wake you up too?
James: No
Violet: What were you doing up at 3AM?
James: I was looking out my window
Violet: Uh, why..?
James: I heard something.
Violet: Just when I thought I had you figured out...
Clementine: I'm going back to sleep now, goodnight.
Louis: Night babe, I love you :3
Clementine: Love you too <3
Violet: I hope you both know that I almost threw up reading that.
Aasim: I still can't get over how that idiot has a girlfriend....
Louis: Hey!
James: I think your affection for each other is cute
Louis: Uhhh, thanks?
Omar: You're all the reason I can never get a decent sleep
Louis: Do you still want to cook for the barbecue on Saturday?
Omar: Sure
Violet: So, you're having a pool party and a barbecue?
Louis: Yes. You're lucky you're even invited.
Violet: You know you love me
Louis: Do I, though?
Marlon: I'm planning to ask Brody out at the party.
Louis: Bro, you know she's in this chat, right?
Marlon: ...
Marlon: I was never here.
Marlon has left the group.
Louis: Well okay then
Aasim: I'm going now, bye
Louis: See you on Saturday
Violet: See ya.
Louis: James, are you coming?
James: To your pool party?
Louis: Yeah.
James: Yes.
Louis: Cool, see you Saturday. I'm going off now.
Violet: Me too. Goodnight.
Louis: Night Vi.
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Okay, I know this wasn't all Clouis, but I'm planning on making a part two, and that will be for the pool party. Hope you all enjoyed this random little group chat thing!
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