It's Not Real, Darling // Spam Book 2

My Spider-Man essay

Alright class, sit the fuck down because I'm about to educate you on WHY Spider-Man IS worthy of being an Avenger:

Firstly I got this tell:

Now, I'm going to type out my essay response to this tell I received :

As much as I respect your opinion I'm just gonna say:

Excuse you—

Spider-Man IS worthy of being an Avenger. You can't judge the boy based on his appearance in the Avengers movies alone, that's not fair.

So if we go by your logic of him "getting in the way" then let's talk about Spider-Man in space shall we? That KID helped save Doctor Strange and it probably would have gone a different way for Ironman if Spidey didn't show up. Peter came up with the plan to save him and SUCCEEDED, he didn't once get in the way, he thought it through, he executed the plan and it WORKED! So, don't sit there and tell me "all he does is get in the way".

Again, in Infinity War when they are all fighting Thanos he HELPS. Not once does he get in the way of the other Avengers. With Doctor Strange's help and portals he HELPS FIGHT THANOS. Yeah he gets knocked down eventually but hate to break it to you kid, so DOES the rest of the Avengers in the film. So, going by your logic again based on your judgement from just the Avengers movies alone, you're saying he's the weakest and isn't necessary but if you're only saying that because he gets knocked down then you might as well say it about the rest of the Avengers because they ALL get knocked down kid.

The fact that Peter doesn't have any weapons or powers like the rest but can STILL fight and succeed actually proved to me that he IS powerful or capable of being powerful. Once again, this KID has only been Spider-Man since he was 14 and he's only 16 now. That's two years. The rest of the Avengers have been Avengers for so many more years than Spider-Man so of course they have more experience in battles than he does. But, I guess all you care about is weapons and powers because you think they make people BeTtEr. 🤷‍♀️

Also, yes he gets a suit upgrade of spider legs. They DO help him. Don't sit there and tell me "he had to get captain America's help" because honey all the Avengers have to get help from each other at one point or another so it's not just Spider-Man. Peter fucking Parker actually HELPS by taking the infinity gauntlet and he TRIES. The boy was being fired at so he curled up into a ball being scared for his life that he would be shot. Give him a break, he's only 16.

Lastly, at least know the facts before you come to me and try to convince me that he isn't necessary or worthy of being in the Avengers! The kid comes up with plans and they succeed. Case closed.

Anything else you'd like to try and tell me about this 16 year old KID being weak and unworthy of being an Avenger or are we done here? 💅🏻

Cause I could do this all day kid.

To expand upon this essay:

My sister showed me some content of people dissing Spider-Man and calling him the weakest Avenger and generally saying Spider-Man shouldn't be in the Avenger films—

Excuse you bish—

Peter is a 15-16 year old kid who was blackmailed by Tony Stark in Civil War to fight against Captain America and then he tried so hard to prove himself to Tony that he IS capable of being an Avenger.

This bish took out the vulture all by himself WITHOUT his Spider-Man suit or fancy stuff like the Avengers always have. All he had was limited spider web fluid (since he has to make it himself at school) and his courage and that bish succeeded...

Not to mention he also went to freaking space and helped save Doctor Strange and DID become an Avenger because HE never gave up on it! Also he was 14 in Civil War and 15 in Homecoming which means he's only 16-17 in Infinity War, meaning he's STILL A KID!!

For a 16/17 year old to achieve all those things at such a young age when some superheroes haven't yet relied on years of training and battles or fancy stuff whilst Spider-Man fucking won against a powerful villain that used alien parts to make this suit and weapons DOES prove he's a strong Avenger!

Peter also got trapped under a crushed building. A 16 YEAR OLD got crushed under a building with no help, no fancy suit to help him up, nothing!! But ya know what? He stopped panicking and took some breaths and told himself e was Spider-Man and he LIFTED the crushed building off himself with JUST his strength alone! Not even his spider webs helped him it was purely just the 16 year olds strength. Can you say other Avengers did that? 🤷‍♀️

Y'all need to sit your asses down and appreciate this precious bean! Just because he's a cutie not like Captain America or anything doesn't mean he isn't worthy of being an Avenger!

The kid is still new to everything and he's only a KID!!! The other Avengers are grown ass adults, stop judging him based on his age and sit tf down...

But yes, please do tell me that Spider-Man is weak or the weakest Avenger and not necessary to the Avengers or worthy of being an Avenger cause clearly a 15 year old boy stopping a car with his bare hands and lifting a building with his bare hands as well as catching a powerful villain WITHOUT anything else but his spider webs, courage and strength CLEARLY makes him the weakest doesn't it? 🤷‍♀️🙄

- Written by Mollie

I hope this essay educated you guys because clearly some people need to be educated from the tells I've been getting!

But honey—

I could do this all day 💅🏻

I'm not part of the "Peter Parker Protection Squad" for nothing!