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40- moms

"mom im serious, stop laughing. "  toni says with a hand on her forehead as Naomi cackled out as cheryl sat with a red face and her hands together.

"wait, she's actually pregnant."  Naomi looks serious now like she just saw the land lord.

"yes." cheryl said and Naomi coughed and put up a finger saying for them to give her a second.

"you put your baby gel in her oven and now its baking?" Naomi says putting her pointer finger in the circle she made with her left hand.

toni blushed looking down. as cheryl hid behind her hands. "yes, she put her um, baby gel, in me. " cheryl said and Naomi nodded before standing up. she undid her belt taking it out loop by loop.

"i have condoms in the bathroom, i have emergency condoms in the kitchen. i have ultra emergency  condoms in the basement. the hell you think this is, a church?" Naomi ask as toni stands up hiding behind the couch.

"momma now put your belt back on. " toni said holding up her hand as Naomi took the belt and snapped it loudly.

"you should've put on a condom, now im thirty three with a grandchild?! im going to have to hang out with white woman !" Naomi says slowly circling the couch.

"but mom cheryls white. " toni says and Naomi looks at cheryl and just shrugs.

"it don't matter, now run before i beat the shit out of you. " toni looks at cheryl before whispering i love you and sprinting out of the house.

"now, i was thinking we name the baby Naomi junior. "  Naomi says to cheryl who only smiled before gulping.

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"im pregnant. " cheryl says to Penelope who was sipping her tea at the dining room table as cheryl and toni sat on the left nana rose knitting a sweater.

"hmm, what a surprise. " Penelope remarks as toni rolls her eyes.

"you can either be apart of its life or die in the lonely whole you crawled out of. " cheryl says nana rose chuckling from behind.

"oh of course im going to be there. you two don't know the first thing about baby's. you'd probably think  you put carton milk in the bottle. "  Penelope says with a glare at toni.

"and you were much better? you used to put steroids in Jason's milk. " nana rose announces. toni looked at the blossoms nervously.

"that was four times, " Penelope groans getting up and leaving.