creds to the amAzing destindolann
this legit happened to u lmao i'm sorryyy
but it's cute in the end
YOU'RE SO LUCKY UR NOT SINGLE AS FUCK LIKE MEEE IM SINGLE AS A PRINGLE
(that is an accurate reason as to why i am single, 'single as a pringle' like wtf)
but aNyways, onto the shot!eddie's p.o.v:
my last minute studying one sunny sunday afternoon for my algebra test the next day was interrupted by a loud ping from my cellphone. i sighed, deciding i'd been studying for a long time anyways and deserved a little mental health break. i spun around in seat, jumping up from my desk chair, and plopping down on my back on my bed.
i got comfortable on top of my plush covers as i reached for my shiny iphone xr. mommy always insisted that i had to have the latest model of phone, saying it was imperative i didn't have an old one incase it stopped working and i couldn't call her in an emergency. and believe me, everything counted as an emergency to sonia kaspbrak.
i clicked the smooth on button, looking over all my messages. a few snaps, from random people at school who wanted to start streaks by the looks of it. and one imessage, from none other then richie trashmouth tozier. i clicked on the notification, loading my fingerprint in as my imessages loaded.
R I C H I E 💗: what up fuckers!
R I C H I E 💗 named the groupchat losers club 🖕😛🖕
S T A N 🦅: Charming emojis Richard.
S T A N 🦅: Do I have to be in this?
B E N 📚: Lol
R I C H I E 💗: yes stanley you do you're a loser aren't you?
B E V Y 💅: AYE FINALLY A LOSERS CLUB GROUP CHAT
S T A N 🦅: Ugh bye.
S T A N 🦅 left losers club 🖕😛🖕
B E V Y 💅: nooo stannyyy
B E V Y 💅 added S T A N 🦅 to losers club 🖕😛🖕
S T A N 🦅: Beverly whyyy
hey guys!
S T A N 🦅: Eddie finally, someone sane.
R I C H I E 💗: eddie spaghetti!!!
ew richie stop
B E N 📚: Loll
R I C H I E 💗: aww eds don't act like you don't love it
R I C H I E 💗: also stanley, my love, you have wounded me
i couldn't help but roll my eyes at that. richie was constantly fake flirting with stanley, and it pissed me off. richie and i had finally started dating just two weeks prior, and i had expected his teasing flirting with stan to stop. but no, if anything it intensified. he was forever calling stan 'his boy' and 'his love' and i hated it.
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